Superheroes clean their plates, young man.

Clone? I don't have a clone. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a pot roast in the oven I must attend to. ((This is an RP Tumblr and I won't stand for any of that OOC nonsense))

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Apparently, being too busy saving the world to be online makes me lose followers.

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sirflash:

He thinks he is so high and mighty. (Dude he sort of is…)

Aw, shucks desu.

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So Clark....How much do you remember about last night?

I don't really know, Bruce. I woke up with the strangest taste in my mouth.

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daddybats:

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.:…

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.:…

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: daddybats: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am…

mammasupes:

daddybats:

I AM DOING THIS FOR SCIENCE.

SCIENCE, BRUCE.

YOU CAN'T RESIST SCIENCE, BRUCE.

/LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.:…

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: daddybats: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am…

mammasupes:

daddybats:

I AM DOING THIS FOR SCIENCE.

SCIENCE, BRUCE.

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mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: daddybats: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am…

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am...

Shhhhh...Bruce. Quit squirming. It's hard to taste your pie skin when you are flailing around.

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mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: Every St….

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: Every St. Patrick’s day, Poison Ivy comes up with a...

I'm sorry, Bruce. You've left me no choice.

/LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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daddybats:

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: mammasupes: I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: Every St….

mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: Every St. Patrick’s day, Poison Ivy comes up with a *themed* herbacious hostile take over. It’s just the same plan…

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

If you’re not…

I just really need to know right now if you taste like you smell.

I don’t.

BRUCE. Please. I NEED to know if you taste like apple pie. IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

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mammasupes:

I am VENGANCE. I am THE NIGHT. I am DADDYBATS.: Every St. Patrick’s day, Poison Ivy comes up with a *themed* herbacious hostile take over. It’s just the same plan…

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

If you’re not...

I just really need to know right now if you taste like you smell.

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mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

If you’re not inoculated against Ivy’s sex pollen, raise your hand. Things are going to get messy in about twenty minutes.

Kryptonian DNA should make me impervious, right?

That depends….How do...

You just smell so amazing.

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Every St. Patrick's day, Poison Ivy comes up with a *themed* herbacious hostile take over. It's just the same plan every time, though.

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daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

If you’re not inoculated against Ivy’s sex pollen, raise your hand.  Things are going to get messy in about twenty minutes.

Kryptonian DNA should make me impervious, right?

That depends….How do I…Smell to you, right now?

Bruce…Why do you smell like apple pie?

I thought so.  Go stand in line.  Or wait for me back at the Batcave.

Just wait a second, Bruce. I want to smell you.

[daddybats-blog]

Every St. Patrick's day, Poison Ivy comes up with a *themed* herbacious hostile take over. It's just the same plan every time, though.

[mammasupes-blog]

daddybats:

mammasupes:

daddybats:

If you’re not inoculated against Ivy’s sex pollen, raise your hand.  Things are going to get messy in about twenty minutes.

Kryptonian DNA should make me impervious, right?

That depends….How do I…Smell to you, right now?

Bruce...Why do you smell like apple pie?

[daddybats-blog]

Every St. Patrick's day, Poison Ivy comes up with a *themed* herbacious hostile take over. It's just the same plan every time, though.

[mammasupes-blog]

daddybats:

If you’re not inoculated against Ivy’s sex pollen, raise your hand.  Things are going to get messy in about twenty minutes.

Kryptonian DNA should make me impervious, right?

[superboy--blog]

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quicklynotspeedy:

the-kid-flash:

quicklynotspeedy:

mammasupes:

quicklynotspeedy:

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU.

and by you, i mean the drugs. not you superboy.

But hey… If you’re not doing anything… You should sneak out the back door. I’ll be there waiting.

Not gonna...

Come on, son, let's get you some apple pie.

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All of my creys when my date is cancelled by Superman and Batman because he didn't pass the drug test.

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quicklynotspeedy:

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU.

and by you, i mean the drugs. not you superboy.

But hey… If you’re not doing anything… You should sneak out the back door. I’ll be there waiting. 

Not gonna happen. Go to rehab, Roy.

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greenarrowarcher:

mammasupes:

greenarrowarcher:

daddybats:

greenarrowarcher:

daddybats:

greenarrowarcher:

daddybats:

mammasupes:

I think this belongs to you, Batman.

No.  Not again.  No more singing.

Why not? It’s done wonders for me.

Yes, I can see that getting wasted and butchering the lyrics to a Queen song have strengthened your relationship with Roy immensely.  Bravo.

Maybe you should hear the title of my next song: Bruce is a Buzzkill who can’t keep a girlfirend.

Ouch, Ollie, I’m wounded.  Who needs a girlfriend when you have Superman Gotham City, though?

Bruce, when was the last time you made love to a city.

You do pose a strong point, Ollie.

CLARK THE CITY IS NOT A METAPHOR FOR YOU STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT GETTING ANY

Well, Oliver, not everyone gets around as much as you.

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superboy-:

quicklynotspeedy:

superboy-:

quicklynotspeedy:

Do you want to go to Six Flags Magic Mountain with me?

We can ride Superman The Escape together…

You know…

Like a date.

Oh of course I would love to go on a date!

This is exactly what I need, my head’s been...

Not unless you pass mine and Batman's random drug screening. And he will know if you cheat.