Society would be far more advanced if mdzs fans didn't insist on feminizing Wwx to the point he's treated like a fujoshi's wet dream
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Society would be far more advanced if mdzs fans didn't insist on feminizing Wwx to the point he's treated like a fujoshi's wet dream
For the love of God, Unmute
When you think about it, Mobei-jun is Luo Binghe's step-father.
babe i know about niche fandom infighting you've never even heard of
i think yall need to see what inspired this
im obsessed with this
im absolutely fucking REELING from this
are you guys fucking MOCKING us???? this shit almost ruined our whole friendship I had to go to therapy to work through some of this and your just fucking LAUGHING at us other people’s REAL LIVES aren’t a joke FUCKING TAG US NEXT TIME COWARD
This is so out of pocket :( supergleedale was really hurt by this fighting and I apologized to them over message but it really put a splinter in our friendship. Fortunately we are stronger than ever before but it’s really upsetting to see our discourse get mocked :/
it was really hard for us and we’d appreciate a private moment to work though our feelings you guys are sick :(
this post feels like 10 punches directly at my brain
so does having your personal pain broadcast to tumblr but i don’t go on your blog and say shit i’m still trying to come to terms with finding out i’m only alpha presenting and now you guys are doing this i’m fucking crymnfm
FRHRHGFDWDWQ WHAT??? HUH
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO "im still trying to come to terms with finding out im alpha presenting"
you could be respectful??????? im literally a beta but i’m infertile because i’m alpha presenting and there’s not a SINGLE doctor who will treat me i’ve literally called 6 and they won’t listen life is really stressful rn
This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
you wanna come say that to my face tumblr user @baneswood-sins
I’ll pull up I’m not ashamed of myself 😎
please be ni ce to m me i’m cryimng
Moshang AU where as a kid sqh was lonely and didn’t have any friends so he spent most of his time creating characters and stories since he was young, but he keeps having these strange dreams that feel so life-like where he keeps meeting the same person over and over again. He can’t touch anything in the dreams and nobody seems to be able to see or hear him except one boy. As the years pass and he starts writing more and more, he bases one of his big stories on the world of his dreams. Since he was a kid, he realizes that most people don’t have such reoccuring dreams like he does and a lot of people and other kids think he’s weird or something is wrong with him when he talks about his dreams so he stops talking about them and keeps them to himself. He thinks of the boy in his dreams as an imaginary friend that he must have made up out of his own loneliness.
Meanwhile, the first time Mobei Jun meets this strange boy who appears to either be dead or some type of spirit is when he is a child in the water prison of Huan Hua Palace. At first Mobei Jun is terrified of the spirit thinking it might harm him too, but then he sees the spirit yell at the cultivator who hit him to leave mbj alone and stop picking on someone smaller than him. Imagine small 6-7 year old sqh just trying to kick the cultivator’s shin, but his leg keeps passing through the person’s body like he’s just a ghost or something. Even though sqh is like ‘this is all a dream’ he can’t help but feel bad for this boy in his ‘dreams’ so he tries to comfort the boy and stays with him until mbj is eventually rescued. Does small mbj hold onto the only kindness and comfort given to him in such a terrifying situation after being betrayed by his uncle? Absolutely. From that moment after the Huan Hua Palace incident, every night sqh falls asleep he appears in mbj’s world usually somewhere close by where mbj is. Young mbj and sqh becoming each other’s only friends. I feel like the more time passes sqh starts questioning what is real and what is fake. Sqh warning mbj of assassination attempts. Sqh spying on suspicious members of the court, uncovering schemes and plots against mbj because he can literally follow them and listen in on their conversations without anyone being able to see or hear him. Mbj being able to trust and confide in sqh without having to doubt if sqh may one day betray him because no one else can even see or hear sqh so even if sqh wanted to betray him he physically wouldn’t be able to. But mbj would trust him even if he was able to be here physically and could interact with others because sqh has shown over and over again that he cares for mbj. Sqh telling mbj all his fears, doubts, and insecurities because he thinks this is all a dream so he’s like ‘I feel safe enough to tell him these things’ because he’s not actually ‘real’.
As they get older there are times when sqh doesn’t show up for one or two days in a row and when he does he always appears tired and weary with dark circles under his eyes and his usual round cheeks a bit thinner than they normally are and it makes mbj worried!! (Sqh needing to pull all nighters to finish chapters of his story to get paid to make enough money for rent and food means no sleep). Does mbj worry that one day sqh will just disappear forever and never come back when he disappears? All the time. Does he also wish that sqh could be alive and living here with mbj in his world? also yes. Mbj falling in love with sqh, pining for a person who can never physically stay with him, but it doesn’t stop mbj from pondering the what-if scenarios of them being married, with sqh as his consort. What it would be like if sqh didn’t have to randomly disappear without any warning (when sqh wakes up)? Sqh also falls in love with mbj too, but he’s still in this weird place where he thinks mbj is just his imaginary friend/crush since he thinks this is all still a dream and also what are the chances that mbj grew up to be exactly his type both physically and in demeanor, sqh is like ‘obviously my lonely brain created the perfect man/crush out of my subconscious’.
I’m also imagining how cute it is for young mbj to excitedly show sqh around the ice palace and mbj feeling happy to see the other get excited over every little thing. It’s odd how some of the everyday mundane things around the place make sqh gasp in excitement, but mbj finds it oddly endearing. Imagine mbj taking sqh sightseeing around the demon realm and going to festivals together over the years both in the demon realm and also some in the human realm. Sqh telling mbj he just HAS to try this or that food from the food stalls at the festival because he can’t do it himself so mbj has to try it and tell him what it tastes like! Can you just imagine sqh whining that he wants to be able to try all these foods and for some reason mbj feels his heart skip a beat when sqh looks at him with a pout. How much he wishes sqh could really be here with him, that he would buy sqh a whole stall worth of food if sqh asked for it, how much he wishes to dress him in his clan’s colors, to know what it would feel like to touch his hand. He imagines it would feel warm since sqh appears to be human, and warmth should be uncomfortable for an ice demon, and yet it is that warmth that mbj craves and wants so badly.
Things change though when sqh arrives in the middle of an assassination attempt that almost succeeds and a knife is about to stab mbj in his unguarded back that’s moving much too quickly and sqh in desperation moves without thinking to block the knife with his body even though it would have just gone right through him, but something changed and he felt incredible pain as a knife stabs him in the shoulder. Mbj only catches the shocked expression on sqh’s face before he disappears, the knife that was in him only moments ago clattering on the ground still stained with blood. Mbj makes quick work of the assassin killing him and cradles the knife like it might shatter or disappear as well. Mbj keeps the dagger without cleaning the blood off letting it dry permanently onto the blade as it is now a stark reminder and symbol that sqh is real and that somehow if he can bleed and get stabbed in his world that means there is a way that sqh can be here physically. That knife is a symbol of hope to mbj and he keeps it with him like a prized treasure. Meanwhile, right after he got stabbed, sqh wakes up abruptly in his bed in his apartment and feels agonizing pain in his shoulder and looks to see blood quickly soaking his shirt from what appears to be a stab wound, but with no evidence that someone had broken in or that he somehow could have accidentally stabbed himself in his sleep. As he is laying in the hospital getting treated for a stab wound, he is internally panicking and freaking out that his dreams are more real than he ever previously thought and that means that whole world and mbj are real!! On one side, hooray that he wasn’t losing his mind like everyone else used to say about him! On the other hand, holy shit that means he has been half existing in another world for most of his life!!
I know many people ship incredibly random things in Svsss because we are Starved but personally my favorite rarepair is Tianlang-Jun x Myself :)
Wanted to draw this scene so badly! 🔥
AAAAAAAAAAAAA IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE
Luo Bingge: My creator...what is it he made me for? What was my purpose? Truly a genius mind to have made all of this world...this Emperor must wonder what it is that goes through such a mind.
Shang Qinghua at all turns: gay gay homosexual gay
I kind of want to write a follow up to my OG!LBH/SQH fic but I just honest to God can't think of anything that would happen in this particular, weirdly specific au. Who is stupid enough to fuck with Bingge's husband? No one bro 😭 and no way would he let SQH get into wacky dangerous shenanigans in a world like the OG PIDW,,,
TMA au where everything is the same except the statements are recorded on a phone. Someone needs to make a statement and Jon holds his iPhone 6 up to their mouth. Michael gives it's own statement and Jon has to fish his phone out of his pocket somehow so it isn't muffled by his pants. It takes like 30 minutes for anyone to destroy the free phones that keep showing up everywhere so they aren't heard.
Literally its ridiculous but I side eye ppl who group wwx, xie lian, and shen yuan together and lwj, hua cheng, and lbh together like, are you grouping them like that bc they’re the pov characters and the love interests respectively or are you grouping them like that because you’re a freak and can only think about them as the “”””””””ukes”””””””” and the “””””””semes”””””””
Something about OG!Luo Binghe/Shang Qinghua is just so good to me but I have to admit that it's also explicitly amusing as well.
Imagine this: you are Wife Number 468. As one of the earlier wives but not a particularly memorable one, you don't really get a lot of attention from your husband, but that's fine with you, he keeps you (and your family) plenty comfortable and maybe once every few months he'll seek you out for a chat or something.
One day he disappears for awhile, nothing too new, and comes back angrier than you've ever seen. He trashes the place, yells at everyone to leave him be, and from then on is just kind of withdrawn and contemplative. Less time spent with his wives, more time spent alone.
Eventually, whatever's been bothering him grows too large for him to ignore, and again, much briefer this time, he disappears.
And then.
And then he comes back with a man.
He's not a particularly remarkable man. He's kind of...plain, even by human standards. He's a stuttering mess, he seems terrified of most things, and he he hides behind your husband's bulk so well he's unable to be seen.
You've never seen the Heavenly Emperor as smitten with someone as he is with that man. Not even his Honored First Wife, and there were always some rumor or another going around by a much later, bored wife that she was his favorite, that she'd dissolve the entire harem eventually, she was a threat, blah blah blah. You'd never thought anything like that could actually happen, but they were only partially right. Turns out it was always going to be a man who'd ruin it! Who knew.
For the most part, your fellow wives don't seem all that interested. There's never been a husband but if the Heavenly Emperor's interests lay there as well, who's stopping him? Certainly not them!
But then...Honored First Wife, Ning Yingying speaks up. And then the third wife...and then a few others...because that man quaking at the knees and looking like he'd rather turn around right then and go back than be where he is, is Shang Qinghua. A former human cultivator, and Peak Lord. And, ah, dead. Not so much anymore?
"What's the meaning of this, A-Luo? How is he here? Was he not killed? A-Ming even saw it herself!"
And your husband, who has always been quite sane and steadfast, who is the most intelligent man you've ever met, though you've not met many, admittedly, says, "Oh? You must be mistaken. My Qinghua was never dead. Enough of that! Have someone know to begin preparations for another wedding."
For the first time in a long time that you've seen, the Honored First Wife is dumbfounded.
The Heavenly Emperor cheerily lifts Not-Dead Shang Qinghua into his arms and leaves the room.
The human still looks faintly as if he's going to pass out. You weren't aware of it at the time, but this would tend to be his usual reaction for a rather long time, too. Especially when coming face to face with his, er, would-have-been killer.
Your husband never explains anything, either.
Every day I think about the way Shang Qinghua is treated both canonically and in fandom and I begin to seethe
No one really talks about it but it's pretty unhealthy how utterly dependant one half of the main ship in mxtx novels are and the fandom makes it worse, they never have friends, they're always 100% dedicated to their partner and never focus on their self for alone time. I've seen people outright disregard LWJ having a FAMILY before to act as if he only cares about WWX and it's like 😕 I just feel like it should be something people at least try and fix. It's not good for a relationship let alone a person to only have one outlet for socialization and companionship.