Charles III King of the United Kingdom
Just me checking out His Majesty's arse.
What?
He still exercises regularly and I bet it's still firm… and slightly tight if you were to believe the rumors. And I do within reason. 😁
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Charles III King of the United Kingdom
Just me checking out His Majesty's arse.
What?
He still exercises regularly and I bet it's still firm… and slightly tight if you were to believe the rumors. And I do within reason. 😁
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And this is not me trying to check out the king's ass. 😁
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The King and I
Featuring Charles III, King of the United Kingdom
CHAPTER FOURTEEN: A Sovereign's Retribution
The weeks following their charged encounter in the King’s study had been a masterclass in royal restraint and American provocation. James Cole had turned flirtation into an art form: a lingering brush of fingers during briefings, a low “Your Majesty” murmured too close to Charles’s ear in crowded corridors, the deliberate flex of his broad shoulders when he knew the King was watching. Each small act stoked the fire Charles had tried valiantly to bank. Yet the memory of James’s thick length in his hand, the taste of him on his tongue, refused to fade.
By mid-September, the tension had grown unbearable. Charles summoned James to the Royal Library one quiet evening after the palace had settled. Moonlight filtered through tall windows, gilding the leather-bound volumes and the heavy oak table. The King stood near the fireplace, navy suit immaculate, silver-white hair catching the soft glow of a single lamp. His blue eyes held a storm beneath their usual calm.
“James,” Charles began, voice measured and resonant with the cadence of Eton, Sandhurst, and decades of quiet command, “your campaign of… enticement has not gone unnoticed. One does not lightly provoke a monarch who has spent a lifetime tending gardens and learning the virtue of patient cultivation.”
James leaned against the arm of a high-backed chair, shirt sleeves rolled to reveal corded forearms, his lopsided grin already in place. “Wasn’t tryin’ to hide it, sir. You’ve been drivin’ me crazy for months with that proper British stiff upper lip. Figure turnabout’s fair play in this… special relationship.”
Charles’s lips curved, the smallest crack in regal composure.
“You presume a great deal, Mr. Cole. One might almost think you seek to unseat a monarch’s dignity with your Yankee impertinence.”
“Only your self-control, Your Majesty.” James pushed off the chair and closed the distance, voice dropping to that thick Midwestern drawl. “And maybe get you on your knees again. You looked real good down there last time, all focused like you were pruning one of your prize roses.”
Charles’s gaze darkened with aristocratic heat. Without another word he sat in a nearby wingback chair, legs parted slightly, posture regal even in this most private of intimacies.
“Stand before me,” Charles commanded, voice low and firm, brooking no disobedience.
James felt a fierce surge of pride swell in his chest. He had done it; the unflappable King of the United Kingdom had finally succumbed to his months of relentless American advances. With a raised brow and that trademark lopsided grin, he complied, stepping between the King’s knees.
Charles’s swollen, infamous “sausage fingers” those thick, weathered digits hardened by years of gardening at Highgrove, reins in the saddle, and royal duties made short work of James’s belt with surprising dexterity. The zipper whispered down. James’s eight-inch cock sprang free, thick, veined, already rigid and flushed dark, the broad, circumcised head glistening with a steady bead of precum that caught the lamplight. Charles wrapped his rough, calloused hand around the base, the contrast of royal skin pinkish and substantial against smooth American flesh stark and electric. He gave one slow, testing squeeze, feeling the pulse throb beneath his palm.
James hissed sharply.
“Fuck, Charles… that hand of yours. Feels like it was made for this.”
Charles began with slow, deliberate strokes long, luxurious glides from root to tip, twisting slightly at the head so his thumb could smear the leaking precum in tight, slippery circles over the sensitive slit. His grip was firm yet unhurried, the roughness of decades spent in soil and on horseback adding exquisite, dragging friction that made every vein stand out. He varied the rhythm masterfully: a loose, teasing slide down the shaft, then a tighter, focused pump over the upper half, thumb pressing and rubbing firmly against the frenulum on every upstroke until James’s hips twitched involuntarily.
“You’ve tormented me for months with your glances, your touches, your deliberate provocations,” Charles murmured, eyes fixed on James’s face with cool intensity. “Did you truly believe a king who has waited decades for his throne would not exact retribution in his own time and manner? One cultivates patience as one cultivates the earth.”
James’s hips jerked forward.
“Retribution feels damn good so far, Your Majesty. Don’t stop…”
Charles’s free hand slid beneath James’s shirt, tracing the hard ridges of his abdomen, then lower to cup the heavy, furred sac. He rolled the balls gently, tugging with precise pressure while his stroking hand maintained its relentless rhythm now faster, short tight strokes focused on the swollen crown, then slowing to edge him cruelly. He leaned forward, bringing his face tantalizingly close. Warm royal breath ghosted over the slick head. James could feel the heat, see the King’s lips part slightly.
“Suck it,” James rasped, voice raw with desperation. “Please, Charles. Put that proper mouth on me again. You know you want to taste this American cock.”
Charles’s lips hovered an inch from the glistening tip. His tongue darted out just once flicking the slit to capture the salty bead of precum with delicate precision. James shuddered violently, hips straining, but Charles pulled back sharply, denying the warmth of his mouth.
“No,” Charles said, voice velvet steel, aristocratic control absolute. “Not tonight. A sovereign grants favours on his own terms, Mr. Cole. You shall come from my hand alone and you shall remember who holds the reins of this… alliance.”
“Fuck, why?” James panted, desperation cracking his swagger. “You’re killin’ me here.”
“Because restraint is the mark of true authority,” Charles replied, resuming with renewed vigour. His rough palm dragged slickly over every ridge and vein, twisting at the crown, while his other hand tugged and massaged the balls in perfect counterpoint. “Though you do present a most impressive challenge to one’s composure. Thick as a prize marrow from the Highgrove beds.”
James gripped the arms of the chair for support, knuckles white.
“You’re a cruel bastard, Your Majesty… but God, don’t stop.”
“Perhaps,” Charles leaned in again, lips brushing the very tip without closing around it, another teasing lick to the underside, a soft exhale that made James whimper. “But you love it. As one loves the storm after the calm.”
The strokes grew relentless tight, wet, twisting glides, thumb working the frenulum mercilessly, palm squeezing the head on every upstroke until precum flowed freely, slicking the entire length. Charles milked him with expert precision, alternating pressure, speed, and angle, drawing him right to the edge and holding him there.
“Charles… I’m close… fuck, don’t stop… I’m gonna—”
“Come for me,” Charles ordered, voice low and commanding, every syllable steeped in royal breeding. “Show your king how thoroughly you’ve been undone by his touch.”
James’s hips bucked wildly. With a guttural moan he erupted. Thick, powerful ropes of cum spilled over Charles’s hand, splattering the pristine cuff of his suit jacket and one hot pulse striking the King’s cheek. Charles did not flinch. He continued stroking through every shuddering spurt, thumb pressed firmly against the pulsing underside, milking him dry until James sagged, spent and trembling against the chair.
Silence fell, broken only by James’s harsh breaths. Charles withdrew his hand slowly, then, with unruffled grace, lifted it to his mouth and licked a deliberate stripe through the mess, savouring the taste with blue eyes locked on James’s.
“Satisfactory?” Charles asked, tone perfectly polite, as if concluding a briefing.
James laughed weakly, still dazed, cock twitching.
“You’re gonna kill me one day, sir. But what a way to go.”
Charles rose, smoothing his jacket with regal composure despite the evidence glistening on his fingers and cheek.
“One endeavours to keep one’s staff… motivated. And properly tended.” He stepped past James toward the door, pausing only to murmur, “Until the next briefing, Mr. Cole. Do try not to wilt in the interim.”
James watched him go, cock still half-hard, a slow, dangerous grin spreading across his face. The game wasn’t over. It had only grown more dangerously addictive.
Disclaimer: This narrative is entirely fictional, satirical, and erotic fantasy, invented for entertainment purposes only. It does not reflect any verified events, actions, or inclinations of King Charles III or any person named James Cole. It is invented for entertainment purposes only.
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Just another thirst trap post about how Hagee would look great on my cock.
Although, he may think otherwise.
And look at that light hair on his arms. I know he has more, I just wish he'd show it. Plus he's still not wearing his wedding ring.
WHAT? It's my obsession with him other than dat ass.
On A Side Note: And that mouth.
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Oh... that look.🍆💦
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While I was searching for pics of Cardinal Tobin… to goon over.
And discovered he's notoriously known for having kept Italian actor Francesco Castiglione in his New Jersey residence in 2018, along with tweeting out “Nighty-Night, baby. I love you” (supposedly to his sister) on his account then quickly deleting it.
OKAY.🤔
Whether that's true or not. It makes Cardinal Tobin 10x hotter.
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