#jasonissatan

Former Sheriff of Riverdale / Is now a goat / I support my son plz come back / (Riverhell and Back RP Group)

[bigm00se]

this is a lot different than 9gag & reddit and i’m not sure what we do here??????????? 

[daddysaltandpepper]

I’m a goat and i know how this site works.

[ithelpstodream]

[mrs-blossom]

@riverdaleanimalcontrol please take care of a wild goat named @daddysaltandpepper. He’s terrorizing the people of riverdale. I’ll pay you well if you comply.

[daddysaltandpepper]

youll never find me

[gay-with-wings]

@daddysaltandpepper do you want to move back into our house, I think I’m going to be staying there for a little while and it’ll be helpful to not have to go on a Goat Dad hunt every week

[daddysaltandpepper]

No, I’m fine living in solitude :)))))))))) where you left me :)))))

:))))))))))

[gay-with-wings]

Please? I really don’t have the energy for this right now, just, please?

[daddysaltandpepper]

Whoa, you would’ve cussed at me by now, you alright, son? I won’t argue, so as long as you give me proper food, ill come and stay 

[gay-with-wings]

Not really, dad. Where are you? I’ll come get you. I’m ordering a shit ton of fried chicken btw

[daddysaltandpepper]

Things’ll get better, it always does eventually. I’m at Forsythe’s home, I think. And I think, I’m going to CRY. All I’ve eaten the past 4 days is laundry detergent and pokemon cd cases. Forsythe hasn’t been around for days.. >:(

[gay-with-wings]

Thanks Dad, alright I’m coming over, see ya in 15 minutes. I’m driving the truck.

[daddysaltandpepper]

DONT CRASH MY TRUCK!! IT HAS THE SIGNATURE OF THE BEE GEES ON THE TRUNK!!!!!!!

And ok, don’t forget the food.

[gay-with-wings]

I’m not going to crash the truck, I’ve been driving it for like 3 months it’s fine.

I got two the biggest bucket of fried chicken they had. I’m really sad.

[daddysaltandpepper]

What restaurant did you get the chicken? This is very important.

And btw can you come here a bit faster? I kinda have this eerie feeling that someone is watching over me. ://

[gay-with-wings]

KFC, like always

I’m pulling into the driveway right now, hope the fuck in, Goat dad

[daddysaltandpepper]

GOOD GOOD

+ im coming, it’s hard to move a phone as a goat

[gay-with-wings]

@daddysaltandpepper do you want to move back into our house, I think I’m going to be staying there for a little while and it’ll be helpful to not have to go on a Goat Dad hunt every week

[daddysaltandpepper]

No, I’m fine living in solitude :)))))))))) where you left me :)))))

:))))))))))

[gay-with-wings]

Please? I really don’t have the energy for this right now, just, please?

[daddysaltandpepper]

Whoa, you would’ve cussed at me by now, you alright, son? I won’t argue, so as long as you give me proper food, ill come and stay 

[gay-with-wings]

Not really, dad. Where are you? I’ll come get you. I’m ordering a shit ton of fried chicken btw

[daddysaltandpepper]

Things’ll get better, it always does eventually. I’m at Forsythe’s home, I think. And I think, I’m going to CRY. All I’ve eaten the past 4 days is laundry detergent and pokemon cd cases. Forsythe hasn’t been around for days.. >:(

[gay-with-wings]

Thanks Dad, alright I’m coming over, see ya in 15 minutes. I’m driving the truck.

[daddysaltandpepper]

DONT CRASH MY TRUCK!! IT HAS THE SIGNATURE OF THE BEE GEES ON THE TRUNK!!!!!!!

And ok, don’t forget the food.

[gay-with-wings]

I’m not going to crash the truck, I’ve been driving it for like 3 months it’s fine.

I got two the biggest bucket of fried chicken they had. I’m really sad.

[daddysaltandpepper]

What restaurant did you get the chicken? This is very important.

And btw can you come here a bit faster? I kinda have this eerie feeling that someone is watching over me. ://

[mrsdoiley]

[daddysaltandpepper]

[mrsdoiley]

@doiley-files How do I delete someone’s post? 

[doiley-files]

mom, if i knew, i probably would have deleted all of mr. keller’s posts by now …

[mrsdoiley]

I would report him to the Mayor, but he’s already been fired and there’s nothing to be done. Maybe I’ll write a letter to the justice’s office. 

[daddysaltandpepper]

APPARENTLY, none of you NUNS know what a joke is.

[mrsdoiley]

I’m having charges brought against you 

[daddysaltandpepper]

For???

[mrsdoiley]

HARRASMENT

[daddysaltandpepper]

You harass me everyday with these crappy ‘uwu’ hipster posts about drinking 10 gallons of earths cum everyday. I honestly should bring charges against you.

[mrs-blossom]

Dear God - Keller, what the hell are you doing?? No one who associates with the Blossoms should be posting this. Please delete this before I sue you.

[daddysaltandpepper]

I… am… a… GOAT. You cannot sue a damn goat. And even if I were human, free speech is my right and I won’t delete something just because it upsets you personally.

[mrs-blossom]

Do you really think you’re a goat?? Jesus Keller, maybe you should hold back on the vodka. But if you are a goat - then what’s stopping me from calling animal control?

[gay-with-wings]

Yes Mr. Blossom my father actually is a goat. I swear to God I’m not messing with you. But if you do call animal control we all somehow have to explain a talking goat. And you may be up for that, but I am not. So please don’t.

[gay-with-wings]

@daddysaltandpepper do you want to move back into our house, I think I’m going to be staying there for a little while and it’ll be helpful to not have to go on a Goat Dad hunt every week

[daddysaltandpepper]

No, I’m fine living in solitude :)))))))))) where you left me :)))))

:))))))))))

[gay-with-wings]

Please? I really don’t have the energy for this right now, just, please?

[daddysaltandpepper]

Whoa, you would’ve cussed at me by now, you alright, son? I won’t argue, so as long as you give me proper food, ill come and stay 

[gay-with-wings]

Not really, dad. Where are you? I’ll come get you. I’m ordering a shit ton of fried chicken btw

[daddysaltandpepper]

Things’ll get better, it always does eventually. I’m at Forsythe’s home, I think. And I think, I’m going to CRY. All I’ve eaten the past 4 days is laundry detergent and pokemon cd cases. Forsythe hasn’t been around for days.. >:(

[gay-with-wings]

Thanks Dad, alright I’m coming over, see ya in 15 minutes. I’m driving the truck.

[daddysaltandpepper]

DONT CRASH MY TRUCK!! IT HAS THE SIGNATURE OF THE BEE GEES ON THE TRUNK!!!!!!!

And ok, don’t forget the food.

[mrs-blossom]

I'm calling animal control

@daddysaltandpepper this is the only way to handle you, clearly.

[daddysaltandpepper]

Fuck off.

I’m living with a responsible almost-adult, you can’t take me away.

[mrs-blossom]

You mean that Jones kid? Thank you for helping Animal Control find you sooner, Mr. Keller. Hope you enjoy the local branch’s kennel.

[daddysaltandpepper]

If you knew I’m living with Jones, I didn’t help you with anything. And I’m moving so :) good luck finding me.

[doiley-files]

@daddysaltandpepper never speak to my mother or anyone in my family or anyone i’ve even passed in the street ever again

[daddysaltandpepper]

Or what?

[doiley-files]

listen i’m not going to make threats here (though they wouldn’t be empty) but please just leave my mother alone, she didn’t do anything to you!

[daddysaltandpepper]

Its called

joking around.

[doiley-files]

you’re just sore because your sense of humor is sour and it’s gotten you in hot water. excuse me for not feeling very sympathetic.

[daddysaltandpepper]

I’m tired, ok, I’m usually better at this.

I still remember that one hehe.

Ahhh the days of vodka night..

[mrsdoiley]

[daddysaltandpepper]

[mrsdoiley]

@doiley-files How do I delete someone’s post? 

[doiley-files]

mom, if i knew, i probably would have deleted all of mr. keller’s posts by now …

[mrsdoiley]

I would report him to the Mayor, but he’s already been fired and there’s nothing to be done. Maybe I’ll write a letter to the justice’s office. 

[daddysaltandpepper]

APPARENTLY, none of you NUNS know what a joke is.

[mrsdoiley]

I’m having charges brought against you 

[daddysaltandpepper]

For???

[mrsdoiley]

HARRASMENT

[daddysaltandpepper]

You harass me everyday with these crappy ‘uwu’ hipster posts about drinking 10 gallons of earths cum everyday. I honestly should bring charges against you.

[chrryb0mbshell]

Drama between Betty and her sister and between the parents in one day! Wow - god truly is good.

[daddysaltandpepper]

This is no rare occurrence Blossom, you shouldn’t be that surprised.

[chrryb0mbshell]

Shut up, you fugly goat. Was I even talking to you?

[daddysaltandpepper]

I am the best looking goat in this town and you know it. And no, you were talking to no one and were just trying to jam yourself into a situation that doesn’t involve you so you can stay relevant uwu.

[gay-with-wings]

@daddysaltandpepper do you want to move back into our house, I think I’m going to be staying there for a little while and it’ll be helpful to not have to go on a Goat Dad hunt every week

[daddysaltandpepper]

No, I’m fine living in solitude :)))))))))) where you left me :)))))

:))))))))))

[gay-with-wings]

Please? I really don’t have the energy for this right now, just, please?

[daddysaltandpepper]

Whoa, you would’ve cussed at me by now, you alright, son? I won’t argue, so as long as you give me proper food, ill come and stay 

[gay-with-wings]

Not really, dad. Where are you? I’ll come get you. I’m ordering a shit ton of fried chicken btw

[daddysaltandpepper]

Things’ll get better, it always does eventually. I’m at Forsythe’s home, I think. And I think, I’m going to CRY. All I’ve eaten the past 4 days is laundry detergent and pokemon cd cases. Forsythe hasn’t been around for days.. >:(

[mrsdoiley]

[daddysaltandpepper]

[mrsdoiley]

@doiley-files How do I delete someone’s post? 

[doiley-files]

mom, if i knew, i probably would have deleted all of mr. keller’s posts by now …

[mrsdoiley]

I would report him to the Mayor, but he’s already been fired and there’s nothing to be done. Maybe I’ll write a letter to the justice’s office. 

[daddysaltandpepper]

APPARENTLY, none of you NUNS know what a joke is.

[mrsdoiley]

I’m having charges brought against you 

[daddysaltandpepper]

For???

[mrsdoiley]

HARRASMENT

[daddysaltandpepper]

You harass me everyday with these crappy ‘uwu’ hipster posts about drinking 10 gallons of earths cum everyday. I honestly should bring charges against you.

[mrs-blossom]

Dear God - Keller, what the hell are you doing?? No one who associates with the Blossoms should be posting this. Please delete this before I sue you.

[daddysaltandpepper]

I… am… a… GOAT. You cannot sue a damn goat. And even if I were human, free speech is my right and I won’t delete something just because it upsets you personally.

[mrs-blossom]

Do you really think you’re a goat?? Jesus Keller, maybe you should hold back on the vodka. But if you are a goat - then what’s stopping me from calling animal control?

[daddysaltandpepper]

When was the last time you saw me, Blossom? I’ve been a goat for MONTHS

[mrs-blossom]

I'm calling animal control

@daddysaltandpepper this is the only way to handle you, clearly.

[daddysaltandpepper]

Fuck off.

I’m living with a responsible almost-adult, you can’t take me away.

[mrsdoiley]

I dont know what kind of slang a goat is, but this doesnt put him above the law. 

[daddysaltandpepper]

umm I’m pretty sure it does

[mrs-blossom]

I don’t thing it does, Keller. I’ll be contacting Mayor McCoy myself. This behavior is horrid and the Blossom family is cutting all ties from you and your family. 

[daddysaltandpepper]

WHAT TIES

WE HAVE NO TIES

I AM A GOAT AND I AM FREE

[mrsdoiley]

[daddysaltandpepper]

[mrsdoiley]

@doiley-files How do I delete someone’s post? 

[doiley-files]

mom, if i knew, i probably would have deleted all of mr. keller’s posts by now …

[mrsdoiley]

I would report him to the Mayor, but he’s already been fired and there’s nothing to be done. Maybe I’ll write a letter to the justice’s office. 

[doiley-files]

i think that’s wise. someone ought to do SOMETHING

[daddysaltandpepper]

Y’all tried to do something about it for months.

Got me fired, made petitions, turned me into a GOAT, dropped me in the middle of a forest for weeks.

I’m still Mr. Keller. :)

[doiley-files]

@daddysaltandpepper never speak to my mother or anyone in my family or anyone i’ve even passed in the street ever again

[daddysaltandpepper]

Or what?

[doiley-files]

listen i’m not going to make threats here (though they wouldn’t be empty) but please just leave my mother alone, she didn’t do anything to you!

[daddysaltandpepper]

Its called

joking around.

[doiley-files]

@daddysaltandpepper never speak to my mother or anyone in my family or anyone i’ve even passed in the street ever again

[daddysaltandpepper]

Or what?