Anything but ordinary

Professional flight risk.

[bakwaaas]

normalise disliking celebrities for no reason. they don’t have to be ‘problematic’ or ‘cancelled’ I just find them annoying

[dankkaquarius]

so you’re telling me this isn’t actually an SNL sketch and Lil Nas X really did rip his pants dancing on a stripper pole on live television

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

Can you multitask?

yes i can ignore several things at once

[ommanyte]

I want a pangolin Pokémon :(

[ommanyte]

[ommanyte]

[iamthesweeper]

i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type

[ommanyte]

[tracobuttons]

This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite

[bluesturngold]

i think the biggest takeaway from the pokemon sword and shield discourse is that game freak employees should unionize

[bluesturngold]

[unclefather]

Being an empath is so exhausting. My dad just said ow and made a pained face and my brain immediately was like “what if he has diarrhea and feels like he can’t tell you so he’s holding it in”

[doodlepede]

no one's allowed to not see this

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

give me a D give me a O give me a L give me a P give me a H give me a I give me a N give me a S put them all together and what dose it spell

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

[donald-trump-official]

This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

[chewbacca]

Jennifer Garner as Jenna Rink 13 Going on 30 (2004)  |  dir. Gary Winick

[flaresanimedump]

I dig these new characters

[the-pinkopaque]

Animaniacs (1993) S1EP17, “Chalkboard Bungle”

[thebootydiaries]

an unfamiliar cat: (approaches me)

me, internally: this cat senses my inner worth

[good--bye--binary]

If the old man outside of the Celadon Gym can learn to respect women, so can you.

[lostcryptids]

[umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021]

Floor time babey

[doorstoplord]

have i ever told y’all the story about how a snake knew I was trans years before I did

[doorstoplord]

okay so

my 7th grade social studies/8th grade science teacher (he did both classes. Somehow…) had a snake lovingly named Hisser. Hisser would occasionally be taken out to crawl and he was held by kids and when there were fire alarms Hisser was taken along, usually to his chagrin. 

This was one of those days where we had in class work time and most of us were just chilling and so Mr. A got Hisser out and started passing him around.

Every girl student that he came to, he would immediately snuggle up to, wrap around their arms, and get cozy. With boy students, he would just sort of sit in the coiled lump that he’d been handed in. This was true with just about every single student, and Mr. A said that Hisser likes girls a lot better than guys and this has been thoroughly proven by Hisser’s attitude.

Then Hisser was handed to me. He was a loveable cold scaley rope as you would expect, but he didn’t coil around my arms. He didn’t get cozy. He just sat there. And Mr. Anderson said, “Huh. That’s weird. He usually likes girls.” 

I passed the snake to my friend and surely enough, Hisser wrapped around her arms and got cozy. 

I came out as a trans guy about 7-8 years later, and just recently realized that Hisser was right about me not being a girl all along. 

I’ve also decided that whenever anyone asks me “Why I think I’m a boy,” which is my LEAST favorite question ever, I’ll just tell them that a snake told me a long time ago. 

[apple-dandy]

[catchymemes]

These circles are stationary

[random-chaos-thoughts]

I had to take a few screenshots because I couldn’t believe it but yeah, they are!

[tdwhisperer]

[animatedamerican]

Covering the arrows with a fingertip doesn’t dispel the illusion, but if you put your finger or the mouse cursor right next to one edge of one circle and hold it still, you’ll see that the circle’s edge never moves closer to or farther from whatever marker you use. They’re completely stationary. I hate it too.

(I found that squinting at the smaller version of the video sufficiently to blur it dispelled the illusion. Your mileage may vary.)

[tanoraqui]

I can confirm that it works less well if it’s blurred - or possibly if you only have one eye. I can’t be sure which, but I think it’s the inability to easily see the central arrows that reduces the illusion.