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25 Ace Aro ~~ 100% online only confidence, 24/7 irl anxiety

[taxidermycatgirl]

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

[ad-wills]

[thestuffedalligator]

It’s not autumn until you bring out the family trebuchet.

[thestuffedalligator]

I regret to announce that the family trebuchet has been retired following an incident wherein the trebuchet lobbed a pumpkin backwards, taking out a truck window, before self destructing when the counterweight swung into one of the support legs, shattering it instantly

[thestuffedalligator]

I am delighted to announce that my dad has begun work on a new trebuchet

[art-is-art-is-art]

[glowcowboy]

healing is when you have an intrusive thought and instead of having a meltdown you go “girl what?? shut up” and move on

[enki2]

[maybeasunflower]

[inyoureyes-415]

Gay Son Thot Daughter

June 30, 2024

Location: San Francisco, California

[inyoureyes-415]

Actually this is not filtered! This is taken with a film camera, so this is just how the photo turned out.

Most of my photos on my blog are actually vastly unedited. The most common edit is cropping, and occasionally I do some light adjustment for balance

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[orca-iguana]

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

[woolieshubris]

(FDA source)

microwaving aluminum specifically is known to cause arching, which can cause fires! (thick aluminum is fine, but thin aluminum like aluminum foil, and I assume the edge of an opened can is Not)

on top of that microwaving liquids can be dangerous as they get hot extremely quickly.

just search "microwave aluminum foil" on YouTube if ur curious lol

[orca-iguana]

Ah. That would explain the popping sound. I assumed that was just my microwave being old. Good to note I shouldn't do that in the future.

[woolieshubris]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

fully expected 40k notes ngl

[woolieshubris]

[sexygaywizard]

Moodboard for when the friend group gets together to cook

[rylandsgrace]

This is cinema actually

[wizardarchetypes]

THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.

ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.

THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL

[starlingheart]

a Very Important Purchase

[starlingheart]

Mice! With occupations!

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[penny-anna]

what if instead of being under the impression that Darth Vader killed his father someone told Luke that Vader killed his mother and then Luke hit him w that accusation in the middle of their confrontation and Vader just started crying

[tongue-twists]

btw dating sucks as a concept.

[tongue-twists]

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

[tongue-twists]

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

[befuddled-calico-whump]

"I'd destroy the world to protect you" but it's a parent/child relationship

[befuddled-calico-whump]

"I hate everyone but I love you more than anything" but it's two best friends

[befuddled-calico-whump]

"you're the only one who can bring me back when I lose myself" but it's siblings

[card-of-the-day]

Today's Card Is: Violent Outburst

[demilypyro]

i dont think the r slur needs to be reclaimed actually i think we can just leave that one where it is. it makes it very easy to identify what kind of person someone is when they use it