Is that a trilobite 👀 💖 you are friend now.

call me Leviathan / Levi / Vi / Lilith / Iguana / Orca / Leaf / Radio / Rabies / if you come up with a name for me please call me it no matter how stupid I want more | What are is a pronoun | 21, in job search hell| Icon is IWW Sabo-tabby, the black cat used by anarchists to signify sabotage, who's use started around 1907 | You will reblog my friends art or die by my strangely large beetlejuice coffin| Chaos with a nice floral scent, sit down and enjoy the imminent feeding of the earth which will feed someone's children | Never believe the lie Dulche et decorum | Our existence is short and of little difference now but every act of kindness you make you save Billions of lives so keep existing. your life feeds eternity.

[orca-iguana]

@dysaniadisorder / @sanmightingale I owe u my life she's so beautiful...

[ID: a ref sheet for OP's fursona, Lillith, a cat with glowing floating graffiti replacing her left leg. She has waist length curly hair, and is wearing a miniskirt and The Narcissist Cookbook band t-shirt, as well as a black jacket with a trans flag and IWW Sabocat patch / End ID]

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[rabbitkinglune777]

Hitomi and Hitch !

[rabbitkinglune777]

ahhh these are their refs for my comic! but they will change outfits cuz it keeps them grounded!!! look at them! my babies

[pancakeke]

precious internet megabits wasted to send me this stupid fucking email

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[wormzone]

weird ps1 game i found

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You have to keep watching

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[lancrewizzard]

[sandersstudies]

Me: man I wish I knew more of my neighbors better

My nine-year-old neighbor: *crashes mom’s car into my yard*

Me: Be careful what you wish for I suppose

[sandersstudies]

Honestly my first draft of this post said “my neighbor’s son” and then I was like wait a second that’s functionally the same as saying “my cousin’s sister.” That’s still my cousin and that’s still my neighbor.

[sandersstudies]

Stop saying Calvin and Hobbes it’s important to me that Calvin is six and not nine.

[the-lincyclopedia]

I take it the nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle?

[sandersstudies]

The nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle after knocking the gear shift into Drive apparently by accident. Seven- and five-year-olds in the backseat. Nine-year-old knows in movies people stomp down on the thing on the floor and the car stops. He stomps. It is the gas.

[phedrestarterpack]

Kiddo did his best while lacking alllll context for actual driving

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[queer-as-city-folk]

I need to get to Seattle...

[orca-iguana]

Good ol Utah drivers. Nothing like them. Except for Cali drivers but I digress.

[ryebreadgf]

[ryebreadgf]

[poughkeepsietapes]

i’m never gonna stop laughing about this. it debuted on tumblr in 2017 and i think of it OFTEN.

[dr0wningmachine]

so upset this moment didn't get in the final cut

[wayneradiotv]

This was cut because even after discussion with with the team AND Baaulp himself I could not figure out why standing in a cross formation and rotating made them the Beatles. I did research to see if there was some famous Beatles album cover or photograph or performance where this connection was evoked and I failed to find anything. The only line of logic I could follow on it was they were the beatles because there are four of them and sometimes on stage they were arranged in a way that vaguely resembled a circle or a square as typically bands do that

[shiftythrifting]

Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada.

[tiddybearcomfortstrap]

Everyone in the notes forgetting about the concept of pregnancy you’re so valid never change

[anarchistmemedistro]

[greelin]

in case you needed to hear it today:

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit

it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)

you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.

you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal