serendipity

[biscuitmango]

I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

[corvidcantina]

Me: I want to know languages

Person: then study

Me: no study. Only know.

[angelaeon]

Me, whenever the DuoLingo owl starts harassing me to do my practice

[allforbts]

181012 Taehyung’s Tweet

London 2/4 👋ㅋㅋㅋ (남준이형또겹쳤네)

London 2/4 👋Kekeke (Namjoonie hyung overlapped [my posts] again)

Trans cr: Christie @ allforbts © Please credit when taking out

[jeonjungkoos]

i love you too

[uhjimins-deactivated20190906]

50 shades of hope i’m your hope, you’re my hope *whip cracks* i’m jhope

[tropicalhomestead]

Two things I need Today's Youth to know:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

[flawsinthisworld-deactivated202]

You spelled boiled wrong

[tropicalhomestead]

My apologies:

Anything the government says is boiled

[typicalfeministkilljoy]

do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?

[weloveshortvideos]

“Thats alright, its just yer legs fell off”

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

“Es less weight” “Dun’t stop cause yer leg’s fell off” @lastgunfighterballad

[lastgunfighterballad]

God bless the Scots

[byeyallimmovingblogs-deactivate]

oh?

Oh??

OH??

OH???

ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS RCOK COS ROCKS OTSOCK TOCKS

[softlonelyprince]

you’re so fucking lucky, i keep getting ads about dental implants

[steezymofucka]

[bratclub]

[centerhenny-deactivated20160112]

I’m SHRIEKING

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

im trying find a certain cat picture, its kinda grey-black cat holding on to one of those cat climb/scratch post while going :v

looks like this

[unhumanmess-deactivated20181125]

This one?

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

yes!!!! thank you!!

now your second quest, which is optional

[unhumanmess-deactivated20181125]

Butter cat???

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

yes! thats the one! i have no more mspaint cats now. thanks for partaking in the quest for cats.

[intergalacticsuperstar]

Marvel executive: Hey, can someone call Tom?

Assistant: which one?

Marvel executive: Tom H

Assistant: wHicH ONe

[thenatsdorf]

[myunrealisticfiction]

He got mad as helllll

[robotlyra]

Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

[cryoverkiltmilk]

“And STAY down!!”

[4gifs]

[yuzupool]

i’ve been comprimised 

[dvas-mech-deactivated20160528]

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

[jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720]

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

[kreature-ofthenight]

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

[catchymemes]

Free printer. May need some tuning.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cant believe banksy sold this for a million dollars.

[onlytwitterpics]

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]