My Blog

B.1995 

[uncahier]

Calvin really was the voice of his generation. His generation just doesn’t like to admit it.

[villainpencils]

Diana please

[booklover-s]

Nothing more✨poetic cinema✨than Evie killing her abuser with the same dagger he used to hurt her.

I love vengeful girls.

[room25-morgue-street]

I put so much effort into those outfits you bet I’m showing them off here ✌️

My TikTok is @arassume btw, I apparently forgot to mention it, sorry…

[stillnotsquashed]

Stephanie: Do you ever think about why Bruce managed to go ten years without taking in another kid when he had Dick and now he adopts a kid every over Tuesday?

Jason: Its because Dick was the golden boy and now Bruce is vainly searching for someone he loves as much as him.

Tim: Maybe he was just using that decade as a trial run to see how a side kick adjusted to becoming a fully fledged vigilante? And once Dick proved the concept he went all in?

Barbara: I think you'll find that Dick’s foster file essentially had 'Does not play well with others' stamped on the front. Bruce once brought Clark back to Gotham after he was turned into a kid and Dick caught sight of a black haired blue eyed kid on his turf and tried to squash him with the giant penny.

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[maximumarson]

MOM????????

[wildminti]

Rocky's body is a machine that turns one (1) praise into 10,000,000,000 praises 💕💕💕

[almondcroissantsandink]

Stratt: tries to make a going-off comfort gift and instead creates the most insensitive thing possible

Also Stratt seeing Grace wear the shirt in the video logs: oh good he likes the shirt

[diamondguls]

Fingerless gloves are the thigh highs of hands. I will not elaborate

[wildfire-starter]

wrong. ballroom gloves are the thigh highs of hands. fingerless gloves are the booty shorts of hands.

[jadefyre]

I had a pair of elbow-length fingerless gloves once upon a time, which I posit are the assless chaps of hands.

[thebibliosphere]

Babysitting my niece and nephew and my niece informed me I’m not real.

For context we were looking at a photo of her other aunt, and she said, “that’s my auntie” and I said “yeah, just like me,” and she thought about it for a while and said, “only sometimes.”

Upon further explanation, it turns out you can’t be a real if you’re a witch (context). Not a real auntie. Real.

My status as Aunt Spooky has officially been upgraded to cryptid.

[moriishaii]

baby bison!

[everythingfox]

The best instrument

[parkchanwoohoo]

[babyanimalgifs]

Shelter created hilarious profiles for their cats to help them find forever homes

[beardedmrbean]

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[ladyfoxfire]

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

[dressedupliketheking]

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

[for-those-who-wait]

Well. He's as close to being "on Rocky's chest" as possible considering the circumstances