we aim to please, if nothing else

a place for our batshit insane fantasy life rambles and horrible, horrible headcanons | also our ocs | feel free to send us asks about your own headcanons and ocs btw. or just anything | co-owned by @ewitsrin and @mr-electr1c

[lantasyfife]

*crawls across the floor like a dehydrated man in the desert* fantasy life on the switch...please...i need fantasy life on the switch...

[lantasyfife]

i get why the guild clerk in the 3ds fantasy life said repeating things made his sciatica flare up. standing here asking people if they want a receipt 80 times a day is doing that to me too man.

[lantasyfife]

i (mr electric) am finally bothering to start fantasy life i and the tailor crafting system is pissing me off so bad. im hitting everything im suposed to and still failing the recipe. it will not tell me what i am doing wrong. im crashing out in ways i was unprepared for

[lantasyfife]

update this experience is actually ok when i have a controller that i can actually press the buttons on and the graphics aren't running at 50% speed! who would've known!

[lantasyfife]

i (mr electric) am finally bothering to start fantasy life i and the tailor crafting system is pissing me off so bad. im hitting everything im suposed to and still failing the recipe. it will not tell me what i am doing wrong. im crashing out in ways i was unprepared for

[lantasyfife]

LMATASYFIFE MY KINGS IM SO SORRY BUT I HAVE TO UNFOLLOW BECAUSE I HAVENT BEAT THE GAME YET 😔

we have a #fantasylifespoilers tag you can block if you wanna keep following us

[lantasyfife]

also we aren't gonna post any spoilers that aren't under the cut! we would not do that to u guys

[lantasyfife]

daemon has fangs btw. this is a headcanon not actually in the game. except it is canon because i make the rules and i said he does

[lantasyfife]

LMATASYFIFE MY KINGS IM SO SORRY BUT I HAVE TO UNFOLLOW BECAUSE I HAVENT BEAT THE GAME YET 😔

we have a #fantasylifespoilers tag you can block if you wanna keep following us

[shyguygubbs]

started playing new fantasy life very fun very excited very hype i have been waiting for this for years but so far one of the funniest bits is that the king of the past can smell that you’re unemployed and makes you get a job before he helps you, but you do have a job you’re an archaeologist assistant you are presently doing your job by talking to this king of the past but no it’s not one of the 12 jobs bestowed by the guild office so you have to forsake your thirst for knowledge and adventure and go pick up a fishing rod.

[lantasyfife]

Mod Sunny has beaten the game! He has opinions.

Will I be sharing these opinions? Not yet! One because the game deadass just game out and two because mod ryan hasn't finished it yet because he's too busy getting called slurs in tf2 and I need to discuss my opinions prior to sharing them here because. um. the lantasyfife directors board has deemed it important for both mods to be on the same page. no i did not make that up.

[terranimbus]

FANTASY LIFE i: The Girl Who Steals Time

Live as you please in the latest game in the Fantasy Life series!

they have shared all the life artwork and their artists!

[lantasyfife]

Laura has a portrait of her dad in her room and I can only assume that he showed up one day and put it in there himself so she "wouldn't miss him too much" (while bawling his eyes out because his little girl is all grown up. Ophelia had to carry him out in her arms like a cat who doesn't want to go to the vet)

[lantasyfife]

I slowly crawl into your dms like a peasant asking upon the monarch... Where is Daemon i miss him so much. I know where the shrine for Odin is but all I know about Daemon is he's like. A quest reward.

I GOT YOU

Spoilers for where he is under the cut!

He's a quest reward! You find him at the beetle burough in Ginormosia. I forgot what area on the map it is-- I'm at work right now so I can't check, but you have to bring the Golem there a bunch of good quality pickaxes to get him. Hence why I had to speedrun smithing. Good luck!! Go get ur boy!!!

[lantasyfife]

in other news I speedran blacksmith to expert in an hour out of desperation to get one singular character be proud of me

[lantasyfife]

sorry for not posting much gang I'm too busy playing the game to post about the game 💀

[lantasyfife]

what the fuck is happening

[lantasyfife]

I can't tell if this is the best game ever or if my fantasy life autism is just blinding me since I've been starved of content for a million years come back in 3 months for my actual opinion

[lantasyfife]

YOOOOOOOOO

[lantasyfife]

SPOILERS

i need him i need him so bad please man one chance