#1 Messy Eater 🏆

My mind is a palace and I’m just the jester

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Guys this is HUGE

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The sound guy who is definitely the reason for audio cutting out: “yeah dude I don’t know what that was that was so weird”

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It turns out the most beautiful girl in the world is a cashier at the kettleman station in n out

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I think that Girls think I’m gay cause they refuse to believe a straight man slays harder than them #denialllll

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Hinge is an Israeli phsyop that is slowly but surely being infiltrated by the Appalachian special forces bluegrass division

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Told shawty bae we gettin saucy but I #didntspecifye

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I’m feeling adventurous

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Dudes be afraid to moan I be in my girls ear like

1:30

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Ripping darts with my favorite tart @dafoppishdandee

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This is what my view would look like if I was a #tartluvr yeah I eat da box

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Doc said I have to eat it RIGHT MEOW

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Big dawg #imdoingitareyou #spirited #alamurdah