stuff

[daftpumkin]

so since my account is being fucky I cant really use it anymore and I kinda want a tumblr again, Im moving to @daftpumpkin

[assdisaster4-deactivated2014041]

Did You Know?

Trivia

Quentin Tarantino actually died to make the scene seem ‘more real’

[eli-wallach]

And people say he can’t act…

[loemerence]

[pauljpeg]

every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life

[youvsyou]

I just say that’ll do donkey out loud I don’t prance around it my love of shrek knows no bounds

[africanaquarian]

the most annoying thing about summer is whenever you feel a mysterious tickle you think it’s a bug tryna make your flesh its new home? then you slap yourself for no reason only to realize ain’t no bug even there. now you lookin dumb. tryna fight imaginary bugs all summer and shit. but you won’t learn. you’ll just keep smackin yourself

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dora calls herself an “explorer,” but travels exclusively through mapped territories

[prlt]

#throwing shade at a 6 year old cartoon#I’m here for it

[earthdad]

I am the worst sexter

[cloudbff]

Me: depression isn’t bothering me Me: *forgets to eat, either sleeps too much or not at all, feels nothing 90% of the time, doesn’t change clothes for 8 days* Me: positive vibes ✌

[bombing]

what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot

[madeofcelluloid]

‘The Double’, Richard Ayoade (2013)

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

[daftpumkin]

boy:

girl:

the boy and the girl do not have a conversation

love does not exist

you're going to die some day

[nyquilnap]

[imerard-blog-deactivated2025081]

she knows

[classicmeevs]

im happy for her

[pattkelley]

[thereisnothing426426]

when people you dont like keep trying to talk to you

[sextronautt]

how can lawyers argue without crying 

[lightspeedsound]

I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets like super close dude

[nezdabez]

[jonbutter]

as a 22 yr old i can confirm this is true