Tonsorial Art

Tonsorial Artist: she\her Haircare, skincare. I love handbags, shoes, coffee, tea, cats, and Outlander, Outlander Blood of my Blood, Jane Austen adaptions, and Bridgerton. I also like to make stuff!

[tonsorialart]

Hi Friends! I am also a two apples tall lady. I am a old Gen X'r. I love the arts, music, fashion, sewing, shoes, jewelry, bags and my two felines!

I love creative people and good stories, etc.. I don't love change. I prefer comfort and familiarity. I love to sew and crochet Southern California Native here. The Pacific Ocean is part of my blood as a San Diego girl. I love a great concert! Duran Duran is my favorite band of all time.

I love cats and have had them all my life. At present, I have two crazy sweet furbabies. They are my loves. I am a career hairdresser of 35 years, semi retired, and living with osteoarthritis in the hip joints. I love two things here : #Bridgerton and #Outlander! #polin #lukola

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Fave books: Jane Eyre/ Charlotte Bronte, Rebecca/ Daphne DuMaurier, and Persuasion/ Jane Austen, Outlander Series/ Diana Gabaldon.

I ❤️ Family.

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Man Hooves...

I hope I never see this on Luke.

Don't be a fashion victim like Borat Girl!

Thoughts?

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Shoe fashions

...for unnatural succubus creatures.

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Borat Girl posts a 💩🎞 dump.

I really dislike this cow in every way. This is the very sort of dump that makes me question Luke's grey matter. But at this point, I don't really care. If he is with this succubus cow...that's on him. If not...quit wasting your time Luke. PR is not a infinite contract. Get over it already. I'm starting to feel like Nic deserves better than wishy washy. Then Borat girl has the gall to look like shit like this...

This cow cannot look nice to save her life. Her camel toes are probably knock off Margiela, and God I hate those pants! I just can't even with this one...🙈🙉🙊

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...rant over.

...tell us how you really feel.

...okay I did.

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Memorial Day Weekend! 🇺🇸💜

What are you actually doing vs. What do you WANT to be doing? Or where do you want to be?

Me: Stuff...misc. projects. 🧶🧵🪡📚 🍪🍪🍪🍪🐈🐈‍⬛🐾

What I would SERIOUSLY rather be doing... Going to No Doubt at The Sphere in Vegas. That is my BIG ginormous major FOMO!

Argggggh!!! Or back in the day, it was a San Diego tradition that the Beach Boys concert followed the Padre game on Sunday. 🌊🏄‍♀️ Before Dennis Wilson passed away and John Stamos took up the drums in his place. Now...it's no more. 😥 No fun!

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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Who has bought new swimsuits yet? Summer isn't far along! Banana hammocks anyone?

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Hope she has one of these...

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Rock Me Amadeus! 🎼🎵🎶🎹🎹🎹🎹

Two episodes in...I really love it! On STARZ.

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Only Fans...

This re-dickulous 'Only Fans'--'me love you long time' does ZERO for her. It will not get her any kind of meaningful work. Then there was a comment that slayed me! Lol. That head tilted back is her signature sexxxface now. Hahahaha!

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*📞😎 ....everything said is alleged or ficticious and for entertainment purposes only*

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If TSS were a cover band called 'Tonisuperstar'....this would be the set list encore!

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...allegedly

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Glamazon vs. trying too hard.

Thank you Amber Davies. THIS is elegant!

And Tooch...this is the tall kitchen trash bag, and the lawn and leaf yard waste bag.

This is Amber showing her elegant body con lace Bafta gown, shaping up the back. Her chignon is also top tier.

And this is Pin the Hooch on the Tooch.

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Anyway....

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BIG event! Oops...no 'partner'. Wrong blonde.

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Yawn Solo 😴

Sorry. Cover your eyes if you must. Junior was up past his 10pm bed time. 😴💤💤💤

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Oh Mary! Euro Indie Rock girl! She reminds me of a lovechild of Kelly Osbourne and Audrey Tatou!

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Met Gala...

So I'm watching the Met Gala 2026 (delayed), and I hate everyone on the 'carpet'. Lol. Except for Jafaar Jackson. He's cute and I like him! Everyone looks like the whole thing is boring them, or they are hungry and their blood sugar is bottoming out.

I have seen Cousin Itt, Brazilian Butt Lift Cardi B, Goth Zombie Madonna with Judy Tenuta's love slaves to carry her train. If Cardi B falls into the East River, her flotation devices will save her. She is a buoy.

Oh, and our girl Simone Ashley looks amazing! I have the captions on (You Tube), and some of the comments of the reporters photographers are hilarious!

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This is what I think...

I think that this cool guy, Oli Higginson our Footman John is having a great career build. He is in LA putting himself out there, filming his music videos, plugging in a show here and there, super active on social media, very engaging and kind to his fans, and does not carry a ball and chain around with him. Ashley Simone is in a BIG movie premiering tomorrow. Yay for them! But it makes me shake my head at Luke. There is SO much potential with him. Come on Luke...do something without the ball and chain in tow!

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Just passing the time...

No context...

and...

Yeah.💛

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Not to ruin anyone’s day, but how does it just get worse?

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How? Like this...

Pin the hooch on the Tooch.

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