[eclecticana]

me:(isolates myself in an act of self care for the benefit of my introversion and mental health recovery)

literally everyone:(takes it personally, gets harshly offended)

[tkygals]

Being skinny would actually solve 90% of my problems

[king-quarian-deactivated2016120]

People who drop you off at home and wait til you actually get inside the house to drive off are beautiful and deserve to live forever.

[classwarfairy]

shout out to everyone who was forced to internalize all their emotions growing up and now have a constant underlying anger that colors every part of their lives bc they never got to learn how to process their feelings

[swamp-roo-deactivated20230128]

affection is dumb and gross  drown me in it

[samanticshift-deactivated202404]

one thing i love about kids is how excited they get when they learn a fact. they gotta tell everyone the fact. the fact must be shared. if a kid shares a fact with you, try to share in their enthusiasm, because that enthusiasm is delightful and worthy of encouragement.

[poetic]

telling someone “it could be worse” when they’re already upset does not help so stop

[championsaremade]

Even the strongest people can feel so small.

[mcsnuggie-deactivated20131031]

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

[toastoat]

me constantly:

[baracknobama]

"do you like money?" “¥€$”

[aphrabehns]

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

[viridian-lavinia-deactivated201]

[unforqetinq]

I don’t think my parents realise that I only sleep a lot because I don’t want to feel sad.

[englishpetehicox-deactivated201]

@professors who include participation in their grading criteria: why do you hate shy people so much

[trust]

i want $23,000 and someone to kiss me

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

me: hi how are y’all doin today customer: good how are you me: im great how are you