distorted.

she/her. disaster bi. slytherin. gemini. idk what other labels ppl use im just out here throwing out peace signs on instinct ✌🏽

[tung-lola]

#Period

[nessa007]

Parks and Recreation (2009 - 2015) Forbidden Fruits (2026)

[ceruleanheaven]

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

[disc80s]

[chenfordsource]

chenford + food throughout the seasons requested by anonymous

[chenfordsbee]

Chenford + their colors

[simplymanuela]

It's not worth the risk. Unless it is.

The Rookie

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Just A Man Rushing Over To The Hospital To Make Sure His Wife's Okay

[theplotnews]

Amazing projections in Portland the other night, featuring a projection about The Plot! Thank you to the people over at digislaps for this!💖

[seachick]

sabrina carpenter films her feather music video in a church in brooklyn > outcry at her being sexy in a church > the priest in charge of the church is investigated and stripped of his duties > the investigation reveals business deals between the priest and then mayor of NYC eric adams > adams is investigated further and is indicted on bribery, campaign finance, and conspiracy offenses > the charges are dropped by trump administration in exchange for help with ice raids and he can run for reelection > nyc obvious says fuck that guy and he drops out > zohran mamdani runs for mayor and wins

[rylandsgrace]

Supergirl (2026) dir. Craig Gillespie

[rylandsgrace]

DAVID CORENSWET and JONATHAN BAILEY

Photographed by Alexi Lubomirski for Variety (December 2025)

[setulose]

One of life's great ironies is that almost everyone who makes the active decision to not have kids would probably be way better at raising a child than all the people who just kind of have children because it's what they think everyone is supposed to do

[setulose]

Like genuinely if you're like "I don't want kids because of the financial strain/the commitment/the irritation I would feel/the possibility of traumatizing them/whatever reason" you instantly demonstrate to me that you 1) understand the realities of parenthood and 2) believe that children should be treated with at least a base level of respect and compassion. Meanwhile everyone who's like "I want kids because I don't want to be alone" "I can't wait to dress up my babies" "I won't raise my children to be soft" may as well be talking about Neopets for all the fucks they seem to give about kids

[rylandsgrace]

#Besties at first sight

[karadanvers]

SUPERGIRL (2026) dir. Craig Gillespie

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[svdcvnt]

Everything I’ve Ever Let Go Of Has Claw Marks On It

[gloriesunsung]

To save someone else going through eleventy billion reverse image searches - the sculptor is David Altmejd.

Thought 2, 2019