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kniivila

Dog does not understand

cpt-tightpants

kniivila

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

thetenderpassion

tobiasxva-deactivated20170810

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

gender-evil-rose

*slow clapping at the dad*

peep-toe-shoes-deactivated20200

I always reblog this.

surprisebitch

i’m so the dad

richirou-deactivated20140123

my kitten says hello

imnotreallyhome

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

xmasqueradeangelx

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

nerdii-panda-deactivated2016083

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

jumpingjacktrash

you really need to hit play you just really do

unclefather

ladyshinga

Forget the other answers, this is correct

ladyshinga

There’s been a handful of pissy whiny men reblogging this and it’s funny every time

aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

qxessence

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

luisonte

¡Corre a por ella!

emotionalempowerer-blog

I could watch this all day.

ceriseal

@zetabulous

windwaker01

🤣🤣🤣

swordandthread

i solemnly swear i’m up to no good

princesstigerbelle

HOLY SHIT

cybermax

The Goblin is trying to get the shiny treasures that hang from the ceiling.

@nulikkaprinssi

@tinymecha

crowisgone-deactivated20230422

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”