Confessions Of An Old Soul

It's a hard cock life.

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Is this how you give oral?

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Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole

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Is it bad that I thought “Alzheimer’s” was actually called “old-timer’s”

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Every day is a struggle

[trainingforstarfleet]

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The most canadian thing ever

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Spotted in harlem

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A.K.A. the “Maury-mobile”

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Spotted in harlem

[nowyoukno]

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[dagingerbaker]

By this logic, getting a pineapple shoved up your ass is the most exciting thing imaginable

[dagingerbaker]

Hearing rumors about me like

[jenniferslaws]

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The porn industry

[sojinails]

Jesse wearing the Crochet Long Sleeve Dress. Spring 2014.

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Followed by Jesse NOT wearing Crochet Long Sleeve Dress. Spring 2014.

Marketing at its finest!

[universalequalityisinevitable]

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universalequalityisinevitable:

David Suzuki in this interview about facing the reality of climate change and other environmental issues from Moyers & Company.

Asian Colonel Sanders knows what he's talking about!

[dagingerbaker]

*strategically places snapchat text bar over acne*

[unclefather]

big ass forehead for no reason

[nofaddano-deactivated20150903]

1 use: project movies onto it

[unclefather]

first movie we’re watching is an indie film called “You better watch your mouth before I beat your ass with a swiffer wet jet”

[dagingerbaker]

Beware of low flying planes

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requested by dagingerbaker

[dagingerbaker]

This could not have been more satisfying, thank you.

[transientclassics]

If you’ve never seen an elephant ski, you’ve never been on acid.

Eddie Izzard (via blesslordshiva)

Or youve just never been on tumblr

[iraffiruse]

Shhhh…… it’ll be over soon.

[dagingerbaker]

Smother me Elmo