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virginyuhwoolf

Get a man who can do both

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is he eating cheetos with chopsticks this is true innovation

pkpaulshow

dangerbooze

Bruh

miniangel

me when someone doesn’t respond to my texts instantly

shittyidea

Instead of pitching a ball, have the pitcher throw a bat and the hitter try to it hit with the ball

badnatured

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

meechonmars

white people

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I think the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me during a sexual situation was when I was giving my first boyfriend a blow job and he was like “yeah take it all choke on it” and i was already at the base of his dick and it wasn’t anywhere near the back of my throat and I like snorted from laughing, I guess he took at as me “choking” and he came and was like “fuuuck that’s so sexy” and I just came up like

gingerfacekillah

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Damn

toilet paper tube

“bombing doesn’t kill an ideology, it feeds it”

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jareths-goblin-queen

Hollywood Walk of Fame this morning.

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hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

sappling

somehow i always knew

micdotcom

Add Alice, Kim, Theresa and Vivian (top photo) to the Yearbook Hall of Fame. Cause you wouldn’t ask everyone with the last name Smith if they were related, would you? Fun Fact: There’s actually a simple, historical reason Nguyen is such a common Vietnamese name.