Get a man who can do both
is he eating cheetos with chopsticks this is true innovation
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Get a man who can do both
is he eating cheetos with chopsticks this is true innovation
Bruh
me when someone doesn’t respond to my texts instantly
Instead of pitching a ball, have the pitcher throw a bat and the hitter try to it hit with the ball
no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick
white people
I think the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me during a sexual situation was when I was giving my first boyfriend a blow job and he was like “yeah take it all choke on it” and i was already at the base of his dick and it wasn’t anywhere near the back of my throat and I like snorted from laughing, I guess he took at as me “choking” and he came and was like “fuuuck that’s so sexy” and I just came up like
toilet paper tube
“bombing doesn’t kill an ideology, it feeds it”
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Hollywood Walk of Fame this morning.
hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if
somehow i always knew
Add Alice, Kim, Theresa and Vivian (top photo) to the Yearbook Hall of Fame. Cause you wouldn’t ask everyone with the last name Smith if they were related, would you? Fun Fact: There’s actually a simple, historical reason Nguyen is such a common Vietnamese name.
Now I’m not normally into poetry but I love this so much
this is by far my favorite thing.
WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS I WILL MURDER YUOU
WHO WROTE THIS!?
WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS.
When you check ur phone in the middle of the night