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You hate flowers.

Obviously not. Growing them kinda bores me now, though. Also, I guess I’m getting drunk tonight since I can feel all of the Malibu hitting me at once! Oops!

DRINK COUNT: 🍹🍹🍹🍹

#drink meme #Anonymous

You love onion breath.

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? You’re weird.

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#drink meme #Anonymous

{text} 💘 damery

Emery: Dahliaaaaaaaaa

Emery: Uhh nope it was canceled! :)))

Dahlia: Oh damn that sucks! How come?

#text: emery #MY POOR CHILD

{text} 💘 damery

Dahlia: Emeryyyyyyyyyy

Dahlia: Did you do anything for valentine's day with Oakley?

#she's not very tactful and also behind on the gossip lmao #asuemery #text: emery

gastonlegume3‌:

Mayo is sour cream’s eviller cousin. Every time I’m at a sandwich shop and they ask me if I want it, I know it’s like their job but a sickened little part of me hopes they’ll be fired for always leading with that.

One time during a game of truth or dare in high school I had to drink a bunch of stuff mixed together on a dare and mayo was like, the main ingredient. As well as ketchup, vinegar, milk and peach schnapps. It scarred me for life and I’m barfing a little bit just thinking about it.

#dash: gaston3

TEXT🌹DANLIA

Daniel: I'm on a Bob's Burgers binge

Daniel: Wanna join me? I could use the company

Dahlia: I've never watched an episode of Bob's Burgers in my life but sure!

Dahlia: Only if you'll order CarriageMates though :)

#text: daniel

TEXT 🌷 DAHLINA

Selina: Omg cool! I've always loved scented markers that smell like that and I'd LOVE to smell like one too

Dahlia: I love scented markers!! I've never had any that smell like that though, only like fruit and floral scents. Where did you get those? :o

#text: selina

{text} 💬 dizzlia

Dizzy: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!! Of course he is, he's the one that asked me out first! AND he called me his girl!

Dizzy: Maybe... I mean, I guess Valentine's does come with a lot of pressure for guys... oh gosh, is it MY fault that he had a bad day? Did I put too much pressure on him to make the day perfect and that's why it wasn't?

Dahlia: Sometimes people just get in to weird moods for no reason. It probably wasn't anything you did.

#text: dizzy

TEXT 🌷 DAHLINA

Selina: I'm allergic to one of the chemical found in lily scents, actually! But that's so cool! Can you make a scent that smells like burnt s'mores?

Dahlia: I will try my best!!

#text: selina

{text} 🎨 dova

Nova: THEN DON'T! Life is way more awesome when you just say what you really mean and don't try to impress other people, that's so boring!

Nova: WE TOTALLY CAN! We can do whatever we want to do, the world is our oyster! Which is a stupid phrase, I don't like oysters! The world is our art studio! Much better!

Dahlia: It's more that I'm trying to do what's kinda expected of me than anything? Do you ever feel like that, being a princess and having royal duties and all of that?

Dahlia: YES! We could make the whole campus look SO pretty and colorful but we'd probably get expelled for 'graffiti-ing' or whatever.

#text: nova

{text} 🎨 dova

Nova: That's because gardening is BORING! I like flowers as much as the next person but I don't want to sit around waiting for them to grow, yuck, who has time for that?

Nova: We can paint anything and everything! Even the fertilizer if you want - we can dump paint all over it or like put paint in a ketchup bottle and spin around squirting it and make dirt art!!!

Dahlia: EXACTLY! I like *making stuff* with flowers. I don't want to like... grow them and I'm sick of pretending I find it fun.

Dahlia: Can you please!!! That all sounds so much fun. Omg, maybe we can paint flowers and stuff on the hothouse glass? That'd look so cute.

#text: nova

{text} 💬 dizzlia

Dizzy: Well, I mean, it's nothing bad! I just though Valentine's was supposed to be all romantic and stuff and not that it wasn't it just... wasn't like I was expecting?

Dizzy: BUT THAT'S AWFUL FOR ME TO SAY I SHOULD JUST BE HAPPY THAT I HAD A VALENTINE AT ALL! I love spending time with Eddie, he makes me sooo happy and that's all that matters, right?

Dahlia: Hmm, that is kind of weird. Did you ever get those teenybopper magazines delivered on the Isle after people in Auradon were done with them? They had articles in them like '10 Ways To Tell If He's REALLY In To You'. Couldn't hurt to have a look at a few of them?

Dahlia: I'm mostly kidding. But seriously. Maybe he was just having a bad day? Or maybe he's just not the super romantic type?

#text: dizzy

{text} 🎨 dova

Dahlia: I don't know if I actually like gardening or if I just think I should because I'm a garden talent fairy. But since I can't use my fairy talents now because of the law it doesn't really matter?

Dahlia: I just want to paint. Can we hang out and paint sometime soon please to take my mind off of fertilizer? Pretty please?

#text: nova #asunova

TEXT 🌷 DAHLINA

Selina: Perfumes! Nice! I dunno, maybe? What scents do they come in?

Dahlia: Whatever you want. Just name what sort of scents you like and we can work to create a unique perfume just for you! Personally you give me like, lily and lilac vibes.

#text: selina

🥱 {hahlia}

So, I’ve been playing Sims 4 all night and it’s now almost morning and I have class in a few hours. Whoops. BUT. I did make you and you just had a funny conversation with a hamster and then got in to a silly mood and almost died of laughter.

@hadieathanasius

#dash: hadie #asuhadie

{text} 💬 dizzlia

Dizzy: Oh, lol I guess I didn't notice it from anyone besides Isle Kids, whoops?

Dizzy: I did though! We went rollerskating and it was so much fun! And he brought me flowers and chocolates and a cute stuffed teddy, it was all exactly how I thought Valentine's day would be! Well... except

Dizzy: No, nevermind, it's not like that big of a deal, really.

Dahlia: Ooh, except what?

Dahlia: It IS a big deal if you thought to mention it! What's up?

#text: dizzy