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Can someone help me find this one Logan fanfic😭 I was dead ass reading it and accidentally closed the tab of it 💔💔 it was about how Logan is our neighbor or whatever and bro be bring in bitches and fucking them because he was tryna make us jealous or whatever and then he ends up asking us out on a date but we rejected him and he like keeps trying and trying and we ended up going on a date and bro I was dead ass on the smut part where logan got a whole new bed and shit

lunallaa

Some of yall might just need to get the fuck out of the asoiaf fandom if you're going to complain about every little thing other people do. Making witch hunty call out posts on anonymous burner accounts, complaining that every targ oc is boring and unoriginal, complaining about the amount of targ!reader fics, complaining about x reader fics in the fandom in general. You're all acting like this is your first day in fandom.

Get a grip and use the block button like an adult or simply scroll the fuck past a post that bothers you so much.

killowave

supremeshogunrj

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

libraryogre

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

epoxyconfetti

queen-mihai

I love your grandpa and this is gonna do NUMBERS here

always-coffee

This is delightful!

transstuffandmore

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

bees-and-voids-deactivated20210

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

assortedseaglass

always, every day

jessiarts

Based on actual events

disneyprincessdxminatrix

Once again @everyone: REBLOG stuff you like!

And DONT REPOST stuff that’s already here! WHY do we even have to go through this again huh? DON’T. DO. IT.

And if you share something from a different platform that isn’t on tumblr already you ASK the creator for permission and then give CREDIT!

anannua

reblog, don’t repost, this

kintatsujo

Terminology reminder: reblogging is Tumblr’s in-site sharing system but REPOSTING is saving a picture from a post and then making your own post

I have seen genuine confusion about this in the past (largely from ppl more used to other sites that don’t have a reblog system) that’s the only reason I’m adding the explanation

queer-as-city-folk

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

fearthefuzzybear

our beautiful rail line... (so far)

thatboisus

“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.

longscarydream

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

zerofarad

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

citrusgroves

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

swoopingsilver

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

aberrantemotion

We live in a socie-

lorkhansdick

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

lorkhansdick

I find the mushroom post :)

lorkhansdick

sorry

lorkhansdick

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

smolpocketmonstercoffee

@imfunnydamit

jottingprosaist

thesealfriend

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

scandalouswitch

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

irokie

Tumblr has reinvented the weirdest way to share quotes files.

softgrlfriend

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

insertchaoticenbyname

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

neerbear

Forgot I never showed my poster designs for this pride month

I did this for uni

escuerzoresucitado

thestoryofaslut

about fucking time

fluffylandshark

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

katelyn-danger

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

katelyn-danger