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Good morning creeps, weirdos, and everyone who doesn’t know what the hell they’re doing 🥰🥰💕💜🥰✨💖🔥💕✨

Everyone else hi, I guess 😒

@/tesla owners I hope your car explodes <3

twitter & tiktok refugees welcome! you’re gonna figure this out - love, someone who’s been here for ten years ❤️

what you can find on my blog: all kinds movies, shows & books I like, games I play (ps5), sex & body positivity with the occasional horny post, complaining & shitposting about work and whatever’s going on in my country 🏳️‍🌈🇦🇹

Content labels are used where they apply. No DNI, fuck around & find out. ✨

Most fandom posts are tagged, but hetalia got out of hand so my side blog is at the next exit to the right ➡️ @fireandiceland

#despite what my url might imply this is not a porn blog #but if you want to see something sexy check out the tag #hot stuff #;) you’re welcome #also for the record I’m what the kids call proship so don’t be on my nerves about that stuff or get lost

mapsontheweb

All 4.259 ALDI locations in Germany (Nord vs Süd split)

(by u/Material-Soggy)

#there are only 2 genders #<prev tags caught me off guard #brb dying XD

sometiktoksarevalid

sandersstudies

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

sacetcendre

https://www.patreon.com/demianasche

assiraphales

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

certified-cervid

the terrifying beast of the darkness wants a kissy

thememedaddy

depsidase

annabelle--cane

there's this ridiculously soulmatey line in the phm book when grace is just kinda idly wondering aloud about why human and eridian technology are at such similar phases of development, and without thinking about it much rocky responds "has to be, or you and I would not meet." which he goes on to explain as (paraphrasing here) "if either planet were less advanced then we couldn't have built interstellar ships, but if either were more advanced then we could have dealt with the astrophage problem from home, so we'd have to be at around the same level to both be here, that's the only way it would make sense." what it sounds like though is "oh, that's easy: the two of us had to meet so the history of both of our entire species lined up in preparation to make it possible." what kind of tau-ceti-crossed red-petrova-line-of-fate nonsense is this.

#project hail mary

delavegaaaaa

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

worldsworstfemale

i don’t care about the world cup what about me

kosmogrl

fightingbymoonlight

Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.