Bitches Help Im Stuck In A House With Seven Men

(Secret blog documenting my life in hell. Ask me questions about it)

[daikons-blog]

Are you um. Are you good?

I got thrown to the wolves and came back pregnant.

[daikons-blog]

‘Scuse me Daikon, I’d like to know if this new demon lady friend is hot.

Send me money and I'll tell you ❤️

paypal.com/daikons-wallet

[daikons-blog]

offer still stands

[daikons-blog]

so you guys know how instead of normal pigs, they've got shadow hogs down here in the devildom? I think I'm allergic.

[daikons-blog]

i miss you bbg where you at?? 😫😢

I died but I'm all better now! 🥰 peace and love on the planet earth

[professional-egg-layer]

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[the-real-skeletor]

apologies, i did not mean to cast shade on you with my enormous member. 

[marlowe-art]

pov your weird angel roommate is investigating the concept of "food" in the kitchen again

[american-boyboss]

[valtsv]

having a demon boyfriend would be so great because you could hang your shopping bags on his horns and hold hands while buying groceries

[valtsv]

^ diagram i made for illustrative purposes

[valtsv]

"just wear a backpack" i want a demon boyfriend though

[terrasaved-deactivated20230927]

[papafuckingemeritus]

Girls don’t want boys girls want the Bob Basset Dragon Wings

[daikons-blog]

Just checking up on ya to make sure those demons haven't found your account and taken you away! Still here, man?

I'm fightin for my life out here man. Everyone thinks I'm extremely sexy and while they're not wrong, I just wanna b @ PEACE

[daikons-blog]

I FOUND YOU

Noooo forget everything... don't let anyone know I'm here shh...

[creepish]

that’s fake and gay your honor

[daikons-blog]

Who's child is this

[daikons-blog]

Me with a stomach ache: this tuna sandwich will surely cure my ailments

[wuntrum]

got an addiction to sad weird guys unfortunately