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Hot Dog

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well it seems like she lemon on my pig till im hog

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somethibg bad happen

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uh oh

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she seems to be having a wonderful time

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ohhhh hog is not well

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shes shrinking

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she strives on due to my motherly love and care ^_^

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she got lost but i found her on a shelf

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she perseveres through the seasons

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sealed her for transport so she can be witnessed by my two friends when i visit them

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i took her to see my friends and only tripped and ate shit and hit my head on the pavement once ^_^

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i finally took her out after 4 hog nightmares and 10 days and when i unsealed the jar a visible cloud puffed out and i feel unwell now ^_^

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alright you little freaks. submissions and asks are open again bc i felt like it, go nuts go ham and do your worst <3

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happy two year anniversary of the first post of daily apple crimes! in honour of the legacy we have created and nurtured, i bring you a crime.

no, this does not mean we are coming back. i dont think i have the time or energy still. but, i look back on this blog fondly, and keep it in a special place in my heart.

once again, thank you all for these memories.

-davie

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i’m afraid the time of food crimes might be coming to an end, my dear followers. this blog is becoming more of a burden than a wonderful pastime. my mental health is on the decline due to school and general stress, and i’m simply losing interest in things i once loved. it pains me to say that daily-apple-crimes will be posting no more.

do not fret, however! while i will not be posting and submissions will be closed, the crimes of the past will still be available for viewing! this blog will become something of an archive for food crimes. a museum of horrors and violence towards food!

for now, adieu my lovely followers. do not forget your roots: violence towards fruits.

<3, tommy :)

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ham for a hearty breakfast!

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ramen!!

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oh! a hell veggie!

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This blog makes me wonder what,,,what are these

crimes!

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pumpkin, aged one year.

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:)

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Don’t worry, it’s just ketchup!