Hi again, back with another. This one might be a bit obvious, but we're jumping off the deep end with my number one crush.
Pictured above, the delightful Emma Watson. Pictured in a classy blazer and not a swimsuit or frilly outfit not because that is an unspoken kink hidden in the recess of my mind, and the silent prayer that she'll scold her incompetent yet well-endowed secretary when she becomes ruler of the world, but because this is a woman whose attraction is tightly linked to respect.
It's hard to argue this girl doesn't have it all. Wits, heart, guts, looks (what an incredible facial structure!) and an impressive scope of talents to wrap it all up. While I would definitely bang Ms. Watson, I'm infinitely more enthralled by the idea of just having a casual intellectual chat with her. Either way, the odds of it happening (and the odds of me not running away in utter shame of my lowly status compared to Ms. Watson) are firmly set at zero.
All in all, 10/10 would bang if I was single, and if I was not afraid of looking like an idiot when I opened my mouth to speak to her.










