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@dailydoseofsamantics
girl in the fitting room today said she needed help and then proceeded to show me screenshots that her friend sent her from Grindr that had her fiancés picture on the profile. She asked what the over under was on someone stealing his pictures and it being a fake profile or if he was gay and another customer put her glasses on looked at the picture and said "No offense but there is no way would someone would steal that guys picture to get laid."
when your register prints out what you’ve been feeling all week
Cute little story of the day: a girl who was most likely in middle school who is sitting outside of the mall talking to her mom about this kid she has a crush on and she was like "he calls me little moth because that one time we went to a concert together he thought it was cute I always went to dance towards the light."
I started my new job today (back on that commute grind) and I was fairly early and there’s a park right next to my job. So I’m chilling on the bench and kicking the snow and out of the middle of nowhere there’s noodles underneath the snow. Not the weirdest thing I have encountered but still mildly strange. After a few minutes go by a bunch of pigeons came over and started eating some of the noodles. They were obviously excited they found food so they stayed there for a while. A guy runs up towards the bench I’m sitting at and screams “hello birdies” and they all scatter around trying to fly away from this crazy ass guy. Once they all leave he looks at me and informs me that he is the pigeon king at this park and that they love him. He walked away and left.
do you have any other jeff stories?
Sometimes people come into your life without any intention of sticking around. Jeff was one of those people.
shoutout to the guy in charge of the train station at my hometown, who doesn’t limit himself to announcing trains but also:
comments on interesting birds he sees on the platform
gives completely unofficial weather reports on what he thinks the day is going to be like
refers to very crowded trains as ‘friendly trains’
regularly congratulates everyone on having gotten up on time on Monday mornings
basically seems to use the tannoy system to amuse himself and try and brighten up everyone’s morning commute
refers to himself as ‘the fat controller’
what magical land do u live where there’s something other than a robot in charge of the train announcing
commuting goals tbh
Walked by Auntie Anne’s today by myself after the mall was closed. Accidentally made eye contact with the guy working there and he shouted “yo girl you just made my soft pretzel hard.” Safe to say I’m done with human interaction for this week.
What salty language
HOW COME I NEVER SAW THIS?!?!?!?!
There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.
Looks like Jeff has struck again
I don’t know why I have never seen this but I really appreciate it.
Someone sent me these on my personal tumblr and I thought you guys would appreciate it.
An older woman came into the store I work at today and asked if there were any coupons that I knew of. I asked if she had her phone on her and she said yeah but it's not one of those ones with the internet on it, it's practically a fossil. I told her that her phone didn't need internet and that it was a text coupon and I was happy to get it for her. She hands me her phone and it was one of those super old flip phones from verizon that I'm pretty sure everyone had when I was in 7th grade. When I flipped it open there was a picture of a dog and her banner said the word "bitch" Pretty solid.
Fact: if a tumblr story takes place on some form of public transportation and ends with a crowd cheering, 11 times out of 10 it is completely made up.
I read this post out loud on my train to school & everyone cheered
Today this guy left the fitting room and handed me a business card that had four pictures of himself without his shirt on and only had the words "model and actor" on it.
someone named Isabel has been giving out my phone number as her own. Since Saturday I have had two different male government officials and three angry congress women from Arizona call looking for Isabel. I'm not sure who she is but she seems to be pissing a lot of people off and I approve of that.
squad goals
Accidentally walked too close to this guy while walking to school today and he started aggressively humming “The Twilight Zone” theme song.
