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URGENT FUNDRAISING REQUEST — $388 NEEDED BY MONDAY, JANUARY 17

TW: death, burial

Hi everyone, this is Tess again posting on behalf of Laura @idontknowwhattoputhereaah so her family can afford her grandfather Diego’s burial. Thank you all so much for boosting the original GoFundMe I made for her — it reached more than half of its $850 goal, which is amazing! Diego was buried two days ago (1/11) after the family prayed the rosary for him for several days. With your help, the family was able to afford fare to the burial, a barong for Diego to be buried in, groceries, part of Diego’s burial lot, and so much more.

Today (but really yesterday since it’s past midnight for me now) I got some distressing news from Laura: if her family does not pay off their remaining $388 by MONDAY, JANUARY 17, Diego’s body will be removed from its lot and placed in a public cemetery, meaning it will essentially be thrown away out of the family’s reach. So they need all the support they can get to reach their goal.

If you could please continue to boost this GoFundMe and donate if you are able, it would mean so very much to the Laura and her family. Diego played a huge role in raising her and was beloved by many in Laura’s family and community, and he deserves to rest in peace and with dignity.

Thank you!

URGENT UPDATE 1/13/2022 Today I got some very distressing news from Lau… Tess Pepprs needs your support for Let Diego Rest In Peace (URGEN

#mutual aid #death

MICHAEL!

Dwight Schrute: I've seen this kid before. He's one of the kids that sneaks onto my farm and steals my hemp.

Delivery Kid: Yeah, I know that guy. He's that farmer that grows really crappy weed.

#the office (us)#4.3 #s4e3 #dwight schrute #mod pam

I am not a bad person. When I left Staples, I took some of their leads with me, but I never intended to use to them. What did I intend to do with them? Who knows? Maybe keep them as a souvenir, maybe use them.

Dwight Schrute - The Office (4.3)

#dwight schrute #mod pam #the office (us)#s4e3 #4.3

Dwight Schrute: We have three rooms, each with a different theme.

Pam Beesly: What are the themes?

Dwight Schrute: America, Irrigation and Nighttime.

#the office (us)#s4e4 #4.4 #dwight schrute #pam beesly #this was honestly one of my favorite episodes #mod pam

Dwight Schrute: All right, who did this? I'm not mad, I just want to know who did it so I can punish them.

Jim Halpert: What are you talking about?

Dwight Schrute: Uh, someone, uh, forged medical information, and that is a felony.

Jim Halpert: Okay, whoa, all right, 'cause that's a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?

Dwight Schrute: Uh, leprosy? Flesh-eating bacteria? Hot dog fingers. Government created killer nano robot infection.

Dwight Schrute: You did this, didn't you?

Jim Halpert: Absolutely not.

Dwight Schrute: Yes you did.

Jim Halpert: No I didn't.

Dwight Schrute: I know it was you. Okay, fine, you know what? I'm going to have interview each and every one of you until the perpetrator makes him or herself known. And until that time, there will be no health care coverage for anyone.

Jim Halpert: Killer nano robots?

Pam Beesly: It's an epidemic.

#the office (us)#1.3 #get yourself a relationship like pam and jim's #mod pam #jim halpert #pam beesly #s1e3

Rolf is my best friend. We met a shoe store. I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed and not leave any tracks.

Dwight Schrute, The Office (05.29)

#dwight schrute #the office (us)#s05e29 #quotes #mod jim

Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on.

Dwight Schrute, The Office (01.01)

#dwight schrute #the office (us)#s01e01 #quotes #mod jim #he was so young... so full of hope

It's very unusual for Michael not to show up to work. My guess, he's either deeply depressed or an icicle has snapped off his roof and impaled his brain. He has this terrible habit of standing directly underneath them and staring up at them. And I always say, "Michael, take two steps back and stare at the icicle from the side." And he's like, "No, I like the way they look from standing directly underneath them." It was only a matter of time.

Dwight Schrute, The Office (05.13)

#dwight schrute #the office (us)#s05e13 #quotes #death -#god...#mod jim

DWIGHT: Hey, hey, hey, hey. What do you think you're doing? What's this? What's the Fist?

JIM: It's just a social club. Like the French Revolution or the Black Panthers or communism. It's just a club. Guys talking.

DWIGHT: You expect me to believe that you're starting a rebellion?

JIM: Nope, social club. God, I hate when everybody calls us a rebellion.

[DARRYL walks into the kitchen. JIM puts his fist up and DARRYL does it back]

DWIGHT: Okay, you know what? I would love to join the Fist.

JIM: And we would love to have you, but not today. Unfortunately, it's a bad day, what with Operation Overthrow and everything.

#dwight schrute #the office (us)#jim halpert #quotes #s07e23 #mod jim

I am not a bad person. When I left Staples, I took some of their leads with me, but I never intended to use to them. What did I intend to do with them? Who knows? Maybe keep them as a souvenir, maybe use them.

Dwight Schrute, The Office

#dwight schrute #the office (us)#quotes #mod jim #s04e03

MICHAEL: I've never framed a man before. Have you?

DWIGHT: No. I've framed animals before. I framed a raccoon for opening a Christmas present. And I framed a bear for eating out of the garbage.

#dwight schrute #the office (us)#quotes #s05e08 #mod jim #me banging pots and pans together: dwight schrute is a nasty boy!

And as of this morning, we are completely wireless here at Schrute Farms, but as soon as I find out where Mose hid all the wires, we'll get all that power back on.

Dwight Schrute, The Office

#dwight schrute #the office (us)#quotes #mose...#mod jim #s04e04

JIM: All right, well, this isn't my best, but call Froggy 101, say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets. We give them a number to call for the tickets, and it's his number.

DWIGHT: Who is Justice Beaver?

JIM: He... It's a crime-fighting beaver.

#dwight schrute #the office (us)#jim halpert #quotes #s07e17 #mod jim

DWIGHT: [trying to comfort ANGELA] Hey, come on, don't be sad. Just... Okay? Just... She's in a better place.

ANGELA: [sobbing] All right.

DWIGHT: Actually, the place that she's in is the freezer because of the odor.

#dwight schrute #the office (us)#quotes #angela martin #s04e01 #animal death -#mod jim

It's a real shame, 'cause studies have shown that more information is passed through water-cooler gossip than through official memos, which puts me at a disadvantage because I bring my own water to work.

Dwight Schrute, The Office (01.04)

#dwight schrute #the office (us)#s01e04 #quotes #mod jim #this was a quality dwight episode

JIM: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.

DWIGHT: That's ridiculous. Of course it wasn't me.

JIM: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.

DWIGHT: I would remember.

JIM: Well, how could you if it just erased your memory?

DWIGHT: That's not how it works.

JIM: Now, how do you know how it works?

DWIGHT: Knock it off, okay? I'm interviewing you.

JIM: No! You said I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now, exactly how much pot did you smoke?

#dwight schrute #the office (us)#quotes #jim halpert #s02e20 #mod jim #fun fact i mistyped jims name as him every time i tried to write this post

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