Daily Lance

Follow the life of Lance. Inventor of graffiti "blow" art, nationally recognized jingle producer, salesman to the core.

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We R Moving

Daily Lance is moving. Same great Lance, same great content, new URL

http://thedailylance.wordpress.com

See you on the other side

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Nice!!

Nice!!!

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The bottomless bag of Queso Chips

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Lance Fact #3: Top 4 Favorite Chips!!!!

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Transformer Shirt

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Maybe I can save him some money. I mean, I’m not sayin I’m GEICO, but I could save him some money.

L-Star

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U need tough skin in this Biz

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Lance Fact #2

Lance won the USA National Farm Fair Jingle Award in 2004 for his hit HFBF: Hawaii Farm Bureau Federation jingle.

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After closing a deal: C: “Lance, do you want a banana?” Lance: “Yeah!!! I love potassium. (takes banana and kicks legs onto desk, leans back in office chair) Today is turning out to be a good day…I’m gonna eat it right now.”

LANCE

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“Since the dawn of time advertising has definitely helped the process”

Lance

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Today's Shirt

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Thanks for the follow! How did you find my blog?

in the directory

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Lance Fact #1

Lance opened for MC Hammer in Honolulu, HI

Lance also produces, signs, and plays keyboard...catch him on I-Tunes

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Friday's Shirt

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FreeLance

L: When filling out a I-9 Form: “What do they mean by ‘other name’? I have a stage name, should I put that down?”

C: "What is your stage name?"

L:“FreeLance”

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Best Part of Snapple

“That’s the best part of drinking a Snapple, the Real Fact (printed on the flip side of the top). Do you know real fact number 7020? Your big toe has only two bones, but all your other toes have 3 bones. It’s a real fact. Snapple is not allowed to lie.”

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Lance's Favorite Smell

“Nothing like the smell of Sharpie markers….and toilet bowl cleaners. I love that smell! When I was a kid my favorite smell was those toilet bowl cleaners. They should make a scratch and sniff for toilet bowl cleaner smell”.