Reality Check

"My mission, should I choose to accept it, is to find peace with exactly who and what I am."

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(I literally made this myself because I couldn’t find one with the audio and I wanted to have it on my blog so bad)

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[kumarajeet21]

What happened in 4 hours is sped to 1 minute. #SuperBlueBloodMoon

[halfsad-deactivated20180421]

[tastefullyoffensive]

This is as pure as it gets. (via Filth800)

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

[anxietyforest]

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

[unicorn--prince]

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

[bonethievery]

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

[cofaqriqus]

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

[mccoppinscrapyard]

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

[ineggshellblue]

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

[unanimousredundancy]

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

[edgebug]

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

[yaaaaaaaaaaay555-deactivated201]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[2000ish]

[kushandwisdom]

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect.

Anaïs Nin

(via thelovenotebook)

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

This is a phenomena known as crown shyness ☘️✨🍃

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

Two trees, chilling in a forest, five inches apart cus they’re not gay

[mexiho]

*White person does something fucked up*

Every PoC:

[casuallyhuman-deactivated202410]

i aspire to be a person who doesn’t get this reaction but if i do please call me the fuck out

[mexiho]

It’s not our job to police you lmao do it yourself

[mexiho]

She blocked me how are you gonna say call me out on it and get mad when you get called out lmaooo

[yttuls24-deactivated20250128]

[teachagainstfascism]

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

[tastefullyoffensive]

Would settle for any sentient creature. (via RozRBentley)

[twitterlols]

[tsunderrated]

[butteryplanet]

[mxrkgarcia-deactivated20170108]

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

modernpolymath:

nazvseverything:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

[sistermaryfake]

I’m both of them???

[go-h0e-or-go-h0me-deactivated20]

Im both omfg

[africant]

[britafilter]

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