the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied
and yes, it is sexual

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the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied
and yes, it is sexual
yeah, I got some nfts... some nice fucking tits LOL
iamhalsey: Saw @n0tNESSAsarily get creative with the @aboutfacebeauty cosmetic bags, and I was inspired to bring this vintage ad to life. All of our products are sweat proof. You can test them out yourself or with some....help.
Kars doodle
This was commissioned by @polnareffrights
All I've been drawing are jojos 🤧
Fabulous new Jotaro and Jolyne Kujo anime keyart (high-res on full-view), featured on Bandai’s upcoming Part 6 trading card packs (bandai.co.jp/candy/).
"If Villain Evil, why Hot?" Is literally a minor plot point in Terry Pratchett's Carpe Jugulum and Pratchett does actually answer that with "It's OK if you want to fuck hot villains but I'm pretty sure you can get the specific kind of flair and aesthetic of a villainous character on ANYONE ELSE without also having them be part of a malicious upper class that literally feeds on the blood of the lower classes and treats them like Cattle YOU KNOW???"
The Unbreakable trio by Terumi Nishii
The model here is Cora Harrington, photos by A.J. Hamilton.
You can find Cora Harrington on Twitter @lingerie_addict and A.J. Hamilton @thetogfather on Instagram.
the year is 2012.
I have two tabs open. one is tumblr. I am 160 posts back on my dashboard - I have made it back to the place I left off the night before.
satisfied, I open the second tab to pull up a post-avengers fanfic. everyone lives together in stark tower - each of them has their own floor. for no explained reason, loki shares thor’s. no one questions that he has not been arrested. the team has friday evening movie nights. at breakfast, thor eats all of tony’s pop tarts.
I am content.
Terry Pratchett really did write a book where the villains are extremely powerful and violently racist pillars of society who murder someone and try to pin the murder on a homeless, drug-addicted, extremely brain-damaged young man but it doesn't work because the Ankh-Morpork night watch noted his vulnerabilities and made sure he understood his rights and helped him sober up and the watch cares about getting things right and unlike real world cops they actually are committed to protecting the people and is suspicious about crimes that seem like they have easy and racist answers. God I love him.
2021 Film Diary:
QUEEN OF THE DAMNED (2002) - dir. Michael Rymer
Photographer, Stylist: Hannah Dare Walker Model: Jade Snider Instagram: pipi_rain2440 Make-up Artist: Moxieglam (https://www.facebook.com/moxieglam) Mo Moxie Crown: https://www.facebook.com/HysteriaMachine/ (Source)
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You won’t regret it I promise
"Der, Die, Das Nutella" ist out. Wie esst ihr eure gekochten Eier? Ich schneid einen oberen Teil ab und löffle beide Teile der Schale aus. Beim frühstücken mit meiner Freundin sah ich dann wie sie die Schale oben abpulte und eiskalt ins Ei gestochen hat. Sind an diesem Tag Tränen geflossen? Vielleicht.
Ich gehör zur Köpf-Fraktion.
Ich benutze einen Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher