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biggest bitch in the game

[thecommonchick]

i’m such a “look at the sky” “look at the sunset” “look at the moon” stay in the car to listen to the rest of the song typa person

[splendidjamesblog]

*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS

[stability]

[kotenok-deactivated20240301]

do u ever see someone who has the looks & style that you wish u had bc it’s ur ideal appearance and it makes u wanna shoot urself in the face bc me too

[palm-wines]

Don’t tell temporary people too much about you.

[lousysin-deactivated20200229]

Fact

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

I’m learning this now

[gabrielmorrison]

Mentally ill? Nah I’m mentally SICK my brain does cool kick flips while wearing shades and I cry a lot

[roccobears]

this is like something out of parks and rec

[connoraustin]

My hobbies include

-overeating -oversleeping -overreacting

[onlytwitterpics]

[stability]

[twitterlols]

[thetallblacknerd]

Jesus

[bpdlavender]

someone: speaks louder than normal with a slightly aggressive tone me: here come the tears

[wqsnijkfgefdjhklfvedjhknflvd]

My grandma sent me this video on the trans bathroom controversy. His name is the Liberal Redneck and he is now my best friend.

[you-can-be-your-own-god]

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

my constant internal dialogue.

[dairylea-dunker]

Someone: I need some volunteers to help lift this heavy object

Me, a lazy and weak individual: please don't ask me please don't ask me

Someone: I need some big strong men to lift this! You don't have to help.

Me, filled with irrational feminist rage: wtf i'll lift that couch up one handed and bench press it

[cattink]

every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.

[vgperson]

I Proposed To My Girlfriend, But She'd Been Replaced

A 2ch thread from December 2011 about… um… Well, about confusion, we’ll say.

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