every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.
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@cattink
every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.
all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits
Molly has a real butterfly on her head!
Abbott Elementary (2021—) Books (S04E16)
do the schools no longer teach why argentina is a hotbed for “so what exactly did your grandfather do eighty years ago” questions
from this article, which is well worth the read, if only for the fun of seeing zuck get dunked on
aaaauuuuuuugggghhhhh i miss having experts in charge of food safety regulations
a netflix exclusive homerun derby would’ve been a huge deal ten years ago but now it’s just like…why is will ferrell making vaguely racist comments. where is the bridgerton corgi
Even from below, Uni is too cute! :3
If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.
Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????
cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already
a happy cocoa
i try my best to avoid falling into conspiracy theories but there is reasonable doubt that mitch mcconnell is still on this mortal coil
is this what they mean by a hot new bombshell entering the villa
i try my best to avoid falling into conspiracy theories but there is reasonable doubt that mitch mcconnell is still on this mortal coil
On Respect
Originally written March 25, 2025
Thoughts on the Dodgers & the White House
every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture
mitch mcconnell’s current state can best be described as mortally ambiguous