every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.
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every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.
i don’t need therapy i need nuremberg trials
Happy Easter. Down with Christian Nationalism
someone is going to hear glen powell as fox mccloud and learn something new about themselves
I need Sinners to have the same kind of night at the Oscars that Shohei Ohtani had in Game 4 of the 2025 NLCS
underrated aspect of leaving conservatism is that you don’t have to lie to yourself about their pop culture being good
Doing my part to dissuade my parents from buying Ring cameras by explaining that they have to download an app
THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)
700 ICE agents pulled out of minnesota? morale low on the murder squad due to getting their asses caved in by your grandma in -30 weather every day for weeks on top of being dupes and stooges of the most pathetic order? ohhhh gosh.......ohhhhhhhhh too bad. what a fun time to send $15 to the Stand With Minnesota org of your choice
rizzo the rat you have to stop. your baseball cap too classic. your letterman jacket too cunt. your blinding lights by the weeknd cover too perfect. your swag is too tboy...rizzo the rat they'll kill you.
making a goal to go to the movies more often this year bc what if i turn my phone back on during the credits to find out It Happened
I have read too much that I can’t unsee from those files so this new Muppet Show is one of very few things keeping me sane
I will never manage a greater heist than getting my old conservative church to pay thousands of dollars in scholarships for the college education that made me go left
"ICE ARE THE TERRORISTS!"
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