how dare you insult me with the truth

this used to be a writing blog

[daisy-earl]

Alll or nothing reboot but with a hyper masculine/feminine agender person and their androgynous genderfluid roommate, and this time around yall rob me

[deathonthebeach]

Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

[2022dirt]

Snow shadows can happen when objects block sunlight, keeping certain areas cooler while the rest begins to melt. It leaves behind a clear outline where the snow lingers longer.

[kosmogrl]

[miraclemaya]

living in one of those free use public sex kinda hentai but no one wants to have sex with me so i mostly just stay home and post. i look outside and sigh wistfully at the sight of a woman getting eaten out so hard she somehow cums twice in one moment and then close my blinds so i can focus on cookie clicker

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Charles guiteau

[communistrainbowdash]

The man who assassinated James Garfield??????

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[cerastes]

Let’s bring Flash development back so 14 year olds can create extremely violent and greasy minigames about eviscerating Labubu and upload them to Newgrounds.

[butchfagminotaur]

every now and then someone pops up with a think piece about the term “gay panic” which is whatever but they always seem to imply that people saw the gay panic defence and said “oh that would make a cute term to reclaim about being nervous i’m gonna steal that” instead of the infinitely more likely explanation that it’s simply linguistic convergent evolution

[clickbeetle]

i hate when a skippable ad starts with some shit like “you’re probably going to skip this ad 🙄” like. yeah! what are you hoping to achieve by starting it like that? thanks for at least being self aware i guess!

[aromanticduck]

What a waste of the only five seconds I'm going to see.

[midiport]

people arent even trying to learn how to pirate anymore its always "where can i watch this what service is it on" never "tokyo mew mew full episodes free online no virus"

[rimonoroni2]

good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

[anarch0possum]

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

my mom just hit me with the Full Name and a screenshot of my black mold acc on instagram

[ash-pile]

Your. Your what.

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

the account where i take videos of the black mold in my school bathroom and feed it with a spray bottle

[charlesoberonn]

Men will literally attempt to reshape the world in their image by committing mass murder with a magic notebook instead of going to therapy.

[charlesoberonn]

"You have a 35% chance of being Kira, Light."

"That's a toxic violation of my emotional boundaries, L. Stop gaslighting me."

[foolhearteyes]

Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

[jkthinkythoughts]

I swear this is how I feel every time I see a Tumblr screenshot out in the wild

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[sapphicsophos]

Happy five year gonchiversary!

[iwait4youalexg]

Oh!

[polcasan]

Image description:

A screenshot of a Twitter/X post by user saul_mondriaan that reads: i need to get better at going "oh, these aren't thoughts, you're not figuring anything out, this is just your version of how animals in captivity chew on themselves"

[unsubconscious]

Ethel Greene, “The World’s Greatest Parking Lot,” oil on canvas, 1969

[teaboot]

OIL ON CANVAS, BAY BEE