𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄.

𝐃𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐘 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙 𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝖺𝖿𝖿𝗂𝗅𝗂𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 @𝗅𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖾𝗏𝖺𝗋𝖽𝗋𝗉

[daisyjir]

ᴅᴀɪꜱʏ ᴊᴀᴢᴢ ɪꜱᴏʙᴇʟ ʀɪᴅʟᴇʏ is a THIRTY4 year old actress. she is heterosexual and divorced / single. please note this is a sideblog to @oscarihe. plots below!

ROMANTIC CONNECTIONS.

partner:

unresolved:

crush: steven yeun ( @llstevenyeun )

pr relationship:

exes on good terms:

exes on iffy terms: zayn malik ( @maliiiiiks )

exes on bad terms:

will they, won't they:

PLATONIC CONNECTIONS.

best friends: zoe kravitz ( @llzoekrav )

confidant: anne hathaway ( @itsannehthwy )

found family: jessica chastain ( @lljchas )

like a married couple:

enemies to friends:

sibling like friends: tarek skylar ( @skylarlimelight ), oscar isaac ( @oscarihe )

unlikely friends:

positive influence:

former lovers to friends:

wing (wo)man:

admirer of: rachel mcadams ( @rachellmcadamss )

mentor: carey mulligan ( @llcarey )

mentee:

ANTAGONISTIC CONNECTIONS.

enemies:

former friends:

frenemies:

competition:

[llstevenyeun]

i totally know and understand the grave mistake i've made. though, i think that gives me a chance for a re-do. one where i finally get to speak to you, get to know you, and then... well, spend our days watching love island and doing our own commentary on the couples, like destiny intended, right?

[daisyjir]

... this is so unfair, how do you always know exactly what to say? i thought prince charming was supposed to be a myth. what imperfection are you hiding that i'm missing? surely there is one.

[jcdam]

i'll think about it. are you sure he wouldn't? maybe whatever made you believe that is all a front. easy enough - i can definitely hook you up with one of our farewell shows and plus all the merch you can handle. now, am i forgiven?

[daisyjir]

you really know how to win over someone's heart: proper bribery. suddenly i have a sneaking suspicion i'm not the only person you've had this conversation with, promising tickets and merch. are there other jonas brother tier lists you've been manipulating as well?

[oliviarfm]

You were the perfect roommate, too. I didn’t know that there was so much to do in Napa and I’m feeling the need to go back at some stage. You know, I’d love that. Whenever the trip might be. What have you been doing since we left Napa?

[daisyjir]

nothing too exciting since getting home! a whole lot of lazing about outside of work when i can, but also some fighting for my life trying to get tickets to at least one of your shows in london... like i'm so happy for you that you're solidly sold out, but i'm very sad for me.

[francoisarnad]

suppose that's one way to make the trip memorable. hope you were able to balance that little adrenaline rush with some relaxation too. i had a great time! not a single complaint from me, honestly. i was actually on a bit of a break from work so i was able to extend the vacation into a staycation. what about you?

[daisyjir]

i was! i definitely made use of that spa day, and then that concert? oh my god, i felt like i was in heaven, seriously. i'm really glad to hear you had a great time, as well! maybe i'm being selfish, but i already can't wait for the next trip we all take together. sadly and happily simultaneously, i'm back at work. in the meantime, i think i'll just have to live vicariously through you and your staycation, and be a bit jealous while i'm at it.

[theojcms]

I just said 'brilliant' to someone telling me inconvenient news, which is apparently my body’s chosen response to emotional distress. “Your table won’t be ready for another forty minutes.” Brilliant. “We’ve run out of the thing you ordered.” Brilliant. “The train is delayed indefinitely.” Absolutely brilliant, thank you, what a gift. Is this a universal thing, or have I simply been British for too long and lost the ability to respond honestly? ( @limelightblvdstarters )

[daisyjir]

i really like that! it's a lot more tasteful than my usual "fuck", so perhaps i need to take a lesson from you and lean a bit more into my britishness. i suppose i've been in the states for too long. but now i'm wondering, when something actually really is brilliant, what do you say then? or is it still "brilliant" but a shift in tone that changes everything?

[llstevenyeun]

can we just let the record show, i'd fight any zombie for you, to my dying breath or demise... whichever came first. but hopefully, in this world, we won't need to encounter any of those things. and my last words could be, "daisy, i'll find you..." and we can have our own 'in every lifetime' moment.

[daisyjir]

see what i mean, people? my knight in once-shining-armor-that's-now-covered-in-zombie-bits. i'd meet you in every universe.

[daisyjir]

What’s a very specific green flag that would make you trust someone immediately? - 710

for me, a big green flag is when someone's actions actually match their words and their values; things that look little on the surface, but are actually quite telling. for example, noticing the quietest person in the room hasn't had a chance to speak and making sure they're included in the conversation as well, or speaking kindly about others whether the person they're talking about is in the room or not. as it happens, someone who embodies these qualities comes to mind immediately...

[daisyjir]

𝟣𝟧 — where is your dream vacation destination?

oh my gosh, so many places! you could spin a globe and stop it with your finger and wherever it landed, that'd be an answer. but to give a decent answer and pick one: i'd really like to go to portugal on holiday someday.

[jcdam]

joejonas: from now on, hitting any new person or date with a ‘who’s your favorite pokemon’ to gauge whether they’re an instant red flag.

[daisyjir]

daisyridley: eevee, in any and all evolutions. if this is a red flag to you, argue with the wall.

[daisyjir]

37 - Do you worry that people will only ever think of your as the girl from star wars?

do you mean am i worried about something that's already happening? no, but you know what, i appreciate this question. i feel it's sort of inevitable in a way, given the iconic nature of the franchise itself, yeah? it's one of the biggest in the world. that said, i'd love for people to see my other projects as well and appreciate all those who do already... so, perfect opportunity for shameless plug here: check out we bury the dead! it came out last year, it has zombies, psychological horror, emotional devastation... what else could you want?

[jcdam]

you've just given kevin a reason to break us up now and it'll be my favorite reason yet.

[daisyjir]

look here, mister, i'm about to replace you with kevin, now. then what?

[harryekane9-blvd]

HarryKane: Still can't get my head around the fact I am now part of a display at Madame Tussauds.

[daisyjir]

daisyridley: congratulations, that's so exciting! 🎉 you should do that thing where you pretend you're the display and then surprise fans when they're taking pictures, it's hilarious!

[llstevenyeun]

𝟐𝟔. What’s something you’ll never admit out loud unless asked directly?

is this your way of asking me directly? i had the biggest crush on daisy ( @daisyjir ) when i was visiting the star wars set years and years ago. she finally knows now, so cat's out the bag. but it was the perfect excuse to drop by where oscar was filming.

[daisyjir]

"had"? interesting...

[daisyjir]

#10 - What's your most controversial hot take?

... people have gotten really cross with me about this one, but there's a certain sitcom that everyone seems to adore that i've always thought was super overrated. i've tried to get it a few times, but it just isn't it for me.

[daisyjir]

(22) WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG EVER, AND WHY?

i love, love, looove un-break my heart. i used to sing it at karaoke nights and it was such a surreal feeling, so i connect it with that, but also... it's toni braxton. incredible.

[daisyjir]

What’s your “I know this is bad for me, but I’m doing it anyway” habit? - 818

watching crap tv. i say i use it to relax and i really believe it does help me wind down, but i get so deeply emotionally invested into these reality shows that i'm sure it's concerning to others.