mysticalvincent:
Vincent put a hand over his heart and struck a wounded expression. “Mrs. Rogers, are you accusing me of spiking my ingredients with drugs? I would never!” He didn’t usually, anyway. Sometimes a little hallucinogens in people’s tea gave them a more mystical experience but he didn’t do that too much.
He dropped his hand when she batted at one of his decorations hard enough to break a piece off, which he caught before it hid the ground. “Careful with the decorations, please.” He said it mildly, though had a feeling she was going to require all of his patience. Sure enough, given the next few sentences out of her mouth. Vincent wondered if she even realised the myriad of ways she’d just insulted him. “I don’t think we could ever pass as related, unfortunately, and no track marks.” His parents still lived in this town, after all, and he was the only Chinese psychic around. Vincent didn’t want word getting back to them and there being unnecessary worry all from a show he was putting on. “Of course I can speak Mandarin, you racist bitch. Maybe I should tell Stephen’s parents about the striking resemblance between you and Bailey Rose’s daughter.” He said it in Mandarin, with a smile on his face, since there was no way she was going to understand him. He decided he was going to do what she asked, to some degree, if only so he could have unprecedented access to the Rogers household. That would give him a wealth of information, he was sure, and he couldn’t pass it up. “How much will you pay me for this unprecedented and unusual use of my skills?” Vincent leaned back and watched her, lacing his fingers over his knee as he waited.
“Lots of guyliner, then. And maybe watch some of re-runs of Beverly Hills 90210 or something to get those tear ducts going. I want full pop punk princess gone satanic.” Daisy didn’t look more or less amused when he spoke to her in another tongue, mostly because she had asked but also because for all she knew, he could’ve been calling her a fat old hag and she’d be none-the-wiser for praising him for dissing her.
Daisy leaned back, folding her arms as she paced the short length of the table. What a hideous shop, she mused as she flicked a knick-knack and set it swinging in a pendulum. “How much are you asking for? Mind you, I have two kids. I won’t be extorted but I have money. I have favors too, but you don’t look like the sort to dabble in the favors I deal.”













