Daisy

supreme witch

[bitchtreesss-deactivated2022072]

u google baldeskin and this is the second result

@daisyskin-bestie this is ur legacy

[daisysskin]

look mom, I'm famous!

[prince-luffy]

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

[warrior-of-the-runes]

beautiful compilation from @orc-sign-language

[vinceaddams]

"Joined the great majority" is a good one that I practically never hear.

[threeunrelateddescriptors]

"Approaching room temperature" is a personal favorite from the medical field.

[thewitchbeckons]

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[tinsnip]

That’s a tarot card

[modmad]

[chongoblog]

Credit where its due, porn bots are getting way better at catching your attention

[shaunofthedead-deactivated20231]

oh..you reblogged my friends post that i reblogged. thats quaint… but you should know i am his in essence his disciple, and philosophical peer, and him mine.. so yeah

[calocera]

went through some drafts what happened to me august 4th 2022

[fadedlovemp3]

the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only way out is through the only

[fairycosmos]

already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't

[mariamlovesyou]

hate to agree w my worst enemy but we share common interests

[heartwarminganimals]

Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

[daisysskin]

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT HE HAS TWIN SISTERS

[inghrafn]

Mother: (presents newborn infant) Here is your new sibling

Children: Is it a boy or girl?

Mother: It is an Ethan

Ethan: ॐमणिपद्मेहूँ

Children: OOOOOOOHHHHH

[inghrafn]

Children: Say 'ball'

Ethan: 😶

Children: Say 'doggie'

Ethan: 😶

Children: Say "baby"

Ethan:

Children: 😶

[henstomper]

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

[eclipxium]

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

[absolute-lithops-emotion]

if i could Draw. 10 of swords guy but hes doing a thumbs up

[ursulaklegay]

he’s ok

[till-you-scream-and-cry-deactiv]

mommy?

[dykemd]

what a typical wednesday looks like