daisy the grumpy old man

idk what i'm doing 👍 she/her

[daisythegrumpyoldman]

idk about you but i will ALWAYS take a longer album over a shorter album

[daisythegrumpyoldman]

hey so, if you say you like a character but are convinced they’ve “never been written well”, then i’m pretty sure you don’t actually like the character…

[daisythegrumpyoldman]

i love finding mistakes in books… like, i’m smarter than an entire publishing team 😚

[julianblackthornspancakes]

I fear that we moved on far too quickly from

“Dear Alastair

why are you so stupid

I brush my teeth

don’t tell anyone

— Thomas”

[daisythegrumpyoldman]

i think about this once a day

[daisythegrumpyoldman]

batman’s continuous refusal to kill the joker honestly has nothing to do with batman or bruce wayne or any moral code, it’s the writers’ not wanting to stop writing the joker…

[ciricearts]

omg the ttk guy!!

[ciricearts]

small bat 🦇

[possumtion]

New mascot

[sunsets12]

I’ve been thinking a lot about how troubling political ideologies can sneak into fanfiction, and I just remembered the phenomenon from half a decade ago where Harry Potter fics would explain blood supremacy as being a reaction to muggleborns “disrespecting their culture”

Anyway, yikes

[inejsgirl]

the gap in my resume is from when the queen of the gods kidnapped me for eight months and erased my memories for the plot

[anyknotrants]

Dick: wait- does this mean that the og JL is just one big family at this point?

Bruce: ... what?

Dick: I mean- I married Wally, who's now leaglly Barry's and Hal's, which makes them your in-law. Jason married Roy, which makes Oliver your in-law, and the rest of you are dating a Super, I feel like that does make the JL a family business

Bruce: ...

Bruce: nO-

[bingusmyboy]

“Maybe i was better off dead”

[tall]

[ciricearts]

whoops he fell asleep

[nweo-wn]

hes playing games

[robs-your-robins]

Duke: Question, if Bruce like, dies, who gets guardianship of me and Damian?

Tim: Well, it's sort of up to you.

Duke: How?

Tim: You could pick Alfred and he's the safe choice and Damian will probably go with him but if you really wanted to, for fun, you could pick Dick or Jason or me, I guess. We're all over 18.

Duke: OK, for the heck of it, why would I pick any of you?

Tim: Well, Dick is fun, he would probably be chill but he had the potential to become a helicopter parent so there's that. Jason is... Well, at least you won't go hungry, I guess. And me, well, I'm easy going. I'd pick me if I were you. You have a better chance of staying alive.

Duke: Since I've known you, you've killed three cacti.

Tim:

Tim: Is that anyway to speak to your father?

[marvelilovebucky]

Steve has always been a rebel, which is why it’s so confusing when people think he’s a man of law.

Did people watch all his movies with their eyes closed?