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[dakotasgreenkitchen]

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[walnutsxblacklicorice]

Elizamona Fanfiction Masterpost

This post will include all the Elizamona fanfiction I have written* and read. If you would like yours to be indexed here, feel free to send it to me :)

*written as in what I posted to the public because I have like 500 more unpublished fics in my notes app 😅

Since this post will get updated with every new fic make sure to go to the original version of the post if you see it reblogged!

For meta and theory posts, click here (TBA).

Current fanfiction count: 25

My Fanfiction

Note: most of the fanfiction I write, I do not publish. If you are interested in reading more of my work, feel free to DM me, I love to share drafts with friends where I can get direct feedback ♡

• Like Walnuts and Black Licorice

Type: everything | Published: 2021-01-12 | Updated: 2023-02-09 | Words: 24,353 | Chapters: 6/?

Summary: Ramona has been waiting for this moment for over 20 years. She is so close to finally getting her revenge on the Countess after all the pain she caused her. But before Elizabeth surrenders to her, she has one final request. To be taken back to a time before all the hurt and the pain.

Note: This is meant to be a fix-it fic for how Hotel ended. I have big plans for it and a lot plotted out but am currently stuck bc I have a lot of edits to make and the next chapter is important to me. I have not given up on it yet tho! 😭

Smut

many smut fics include fluff and sometimes angst too

• Not Valentine's Day again

Type: fluff & smut | Published: 2021-02-14 | Words: 3,721 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: It’s a tale as old as time. One woman who hates Valentine’s Day finds herself hopelessly in love with a woman who loves it. How does she solve this dilemma? Let’s find out.

• I’ll undress you ‘cause you’re tired

Type: smut | Published: 2021-10-08 | Words: 1,652 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: Ramona comes home tired from work but Elizabeth makes sure she’s all taken care of before she goes to sleep

• The Art of Cunnilingus

Type: spicy humor | Published: 2023-03-22 | Words: 244 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: Elizabeth finds a book on Ramona's nightstand

• Blood on the sheets

Type: period, fluff & smut | Published: 2023-03-15 | Completed: 2023-05-10 | Words: 3,238 | Chapters: 2/2

Summary: Ramona gets her period at an unexpected time and is worried how the woman she just started dating will react

• dancin' in circles, feels good when you join me

Type: smut | Published: 2024-01-27 | Words: 2,027 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: Ramona can't sleep at night so she decides to have some fun, hoping not to wake her girlfriend Elizabeth sleeping next to her

• I'll Be Your Mermaid

Type: AU, fluff & smut | Published: 2024-06-30 | Completed: 2024-06-30 | Words: 10,179 | Chapters: 4/4

Summary: Ramona teaching Elizabeth how to swim is causing Elizabeth to have vivid dreams of another world... underwater.

They also make love. A lot.

• Ride It

Type: smut | Published: 2025-06-20 | Words: 2,225 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: Elizabeth and Ramona try out their strap-on for the first time

Fluff

• Baby Fever

Type: fluff | Published: 2021-12-04 | Words: 1,720 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: Elizabeth and Ramona talk about their family ideas, which leads to an unexpected surprise for Elizabeth

• Scent

Type: fluff | Published: 2024-01-27 | Words: 147 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: Blurb inspired by "It's not the Shalimar that gives you away. It's your blood."

• Goodnight, My Love

Type: fluff | Published: 2025-11-13 | Words: 535 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: Elizabeth finds Ramona asleep on the couch

• First Kisses and Butterflies

Type: fluff | Published: 2025-11-13 | Words: 979 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: It's been a long time since Elizabeth caught feelings this fast. But with a woman as magnificent as Ramona, how could she not?

Angst

• Halloween Cinderella

Type: angst | Published: 2024-10-31 | Words: 2,640 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: Ramona’s attempt to win Elizabeth back on Halloween takes a turn when she embarrasses herself.

Note: I wrote this one while in the hospital with a concussion lmao

• It's not what it looks like

Type: angst | Published: 2025-05-19 | Words: 1,280 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: Ramona comes home to a shocking sight that makes her already horrible day even worse

Others' Fanfiction

sorted by publishing date

@salmonypink

• Blinded By The Bloodstains

Type: smut | Published: 2016-02-26 | Words: 520 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: Stiff sheets and sticky skin and the sweetness of sin.

@merryghoul

• Debauchery

Type: dirty talk | Published: 2017-02-23 | Words: 100 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: For the prompt "American Horror Story: Elizabeth (The Countess)/Ramona Royale - dirty talk," requested by agirlnamedtruth.

@freshbrainss

• someday (you will ache like I ache)

Type: angst | Published: 2017-06-19 | Words: 222 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: “Try,” Elizabeth says coolly. “Try to make me want you.”

Missy

• Five Times Elizabeth and Ramona Connected

Type: angst & smut | Published: 2017-12-14 | Words: 785 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: Some connections are good. Some connections are terrible. But for Ramona and Elizabeth life is filled with strange frequencies and their relationship waxes and flourishes with the times.

@freakyraccoons

• Kiss me (there's no one here)

Type: fluff | Published: 2025-06-20 | Words: 1,275 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: Of all the things Elizabeth and Ramona love doing together, weekly library trips might be one of their favourite activities to share. So, in an empty hallway on a rainy day, why not spice it up a little?

@graevx

• Red Flags and Long Nights

Type: smut & angst | Published: 2025-07-02 | Words: 3,013 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: “Do animals have souls? Maybe not, but when she holds me, I believe her.”

Ramona discovers a horrific secret, but Elizabeth is willing to let her in on it.

@therearemanyreasons2

• Date Night

Type: fluff | Published: 2025-07-08 | Words: 1,734 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: The Countess invites Ramona to meet her at a restaurant where they reconcile and eat good food

• R&B/Sexual Healing

Type: fluff & dirty talk | Published: 2025-10-31 | Words: 446 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: Little one-shot where the countess and ramona sing a song together and describe each other.

• Listen to the Fireplace Roar

Type: fluff | Published: 2026-01-01 | Words: 269 | Chapters: 1/1

Summary: Elizabeth and Ramona share a moment by the fire as the year shifts one digit.

• The World in My Eyes

Type: fluff, soon to be smut | Published: 2026-03-10 | Updated: 2026-03-10 | Words: 979 | Chapters: 1/?

Summary: Elizabeth meets Ramona Royale at the Cortez

@xoxolovezdd

• Vinyl Player

Type: angst | Published: 2026-03-24 | Updated: 2026-03-24 | Words: 1,004 | Chapters: 1/?

Summary: Ramona finds herself at a crossroads as she navigates her rise to fame. Upon her most desperate attempt, she meets with a mysterious hotel owner that might just be the answer to her prayers or her biggest mistake.

You are welcome to tag me in any Elizamona and Ramona Royale fics and/or DM them to me!

I do not read Countess x reader fics or fics that ship her with anyone other than Ramona.

If you tag sexualities on your fics, please make sure to include bisexual :)

[ashrringrve]

𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 + 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕.

𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒈!!!

へ ♡ ╱|、 ૮ - ՛ ) (` - 7 / ⁻ ៸| |、⁻〵 乀 (ˍ, ل ل じしˍ,)ノ

❕divider by @bhavihelps.

ashley/ash 19 vietnamese artist writer editor enby they/it pansexual lady gaga/stefani germanotta evan peters

— wattpad ao3

homophobes bi/panphobes transphobes terfs maga dni

side blog @heyitsashluv requests are only opened for moodboards inbox and dms are also opened

𓊆ྀི❤︎ྀི𓊇

𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 𝒎𝒚 𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔

— lady gaga/stefani germanotta 1 2 3 4

— kyle spencer 1 2 3 4

— jimmy darling 1 2

— the countess/elizabeth johnson 1

— james patrick march 1 2

— kai anderson 1

— austin sommers 1

— alex wright 1

𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒔 + 𝒇𝒊𝒄 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒔.

— violet harmon lovely eyes

— zoe benson held between them

— kyle spencer being born again held between them how it feels to be with them

— jimmy darling how it feels to be with them

— the countess/elizabeth johnson in her hands devotion [nsfw] elizabeth johnson/the countess imagines a bad day seductive!Elizabeth headcanons

— james patrick march how it feels to be with them

— kai anderson how it feels to be with them

— ally campana [nsfw] "that's my good girl."

— patrizia reggiani not his bride

𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 𝒎𝒚 𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒔

— lady gaga/stefani germanotta 1

— kyle spencer 1

— the countess/elizabeth johnson 1

— seth durand 1

— billy hargrove 1

𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒃𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒔

— lady gaga/stefani germanotta 1 2

— hayley williams 1

— evan peters 1

— tate langdon 1

— violet harmon 1

— kyle spencer 1

— kai anderson 1

— austin sommers 1

— seong gi-hun 1

[lettersfrompanem]

sejanus plinth says free palestine.

lucy gray says free palestine.

reaper ash says free palestine.

tigris snow says free palestine.

katniss everdeen says free palestine.

peeta mellark says free palestine.

haymitch abernathy says free palestine.

johanna mason says free palestine.

prim everdeen says free palestine.

even gale hawthorne says free palestine.

you should say free palestine, too.

[enidsinclair]

a rom-com starring cillian murphy and margot robbie for the barbenheimer crowd when?

[tiktaalic]

It’s certainly something that fire and blood alicent is one dimensional evil stepmother and the ppl adapting it went. What if she was scared. What if she was lonely and scared and didn’t understand why this was happening to her and no one was helping her. And then the response to that is. Woaw evil stepmother alert kill that bitch. I think it’s esp interesting since f&b are other peoples accounts of what happened and are biased as a rule. Like yeah. That’s what happens. A girl is scared and lonely and in real time you watch people rewrite her forever as The Villain and it overshadows anything else she’s ever done

[alicunt]

[alicentpilled]

[worldsnotsaid]

Rhaenicent is just so special to me. I don’t know what it is, but there must be crack in this ship. I could write a dissertation about how Judas by Lady Gaga is their song. There’s pretty much a Lady Gaga song for their romance. I will not take any criticism for this

[ormundshightower]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1x08: “The Lord of the Tides” (2022)

[welightthewaysource]

Release the blade, Alicent.

ALICENT HIGHTOWER in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1.07

[dakotasgreenkitchen]

twt falling apart?? back in my tumblr era?? loads has changed about me???

[brianenoshypnotherapist]

rhaenicent is something that can be so personal

[cuntylestat]

the stories come at night shot on 35mm

[12h51mn]

Floating Bookshelf I, 2018 Salman Toor

Floating Bookshelf II, 2018 Salman Toor

[when-to-sit-in-silence]

Fic and Headcanon Masterlist

The following is an up-to-date list of my Jopper, Joyce Byers, and Byers-Hopper family centric works.

Inbox is currently OPEN to prompts and requests for ficlets and headcanons. Please be aware I do not accept NSFW prompts and I cannot guarantee I will respond to every prompt I receive.

Fics on Ao3

Dangerous Little Hope

Mama’s Boy

Two Minutes

Ficlets

Lonnie Leaves Joyce in the Rain

Joyce Gets Sick at School

Date at Joyce’s House

Joyce and Hopper Talk About Lonnie

Young Jopper Makeout

Hopper’s Working Late

Hopper Sees Something He Shouldn’t

Young Jopper Pregnancy Scare

Adult Jopper Pregnancy Scare

Joyce Tells a Secret in the Dark

Hopper Takes Care of Her Bruises

Hopper Jealous of Joyce and Bob: Part I

Hopper Jealous of Joyce and Bob: Part II

ENZOS: Part I

ENZOS: Part II

Joyce’s Nightmare

Joyce Comforts Eleven

El Tells Joyce She’s Having a Baby

Hopper Gets Along With the Boys

Hopper Thinking About Joyce While Imprisoned

Joyce Talks in Her Sleep

Jonathan Finds Out Bob is Dead

Joyce Harassed at a Bar

Joyce Vs. Demogorgan Part I: The Fight

Joyce Vs. Demogorgan Part II: The Scars

Joyce Crushes on Chrissy Carpenter

Young Jopper: Hop’s Caught Feelings

Jonathan’s Going to Be a Big Brother

Eleven Finds Joyce and Hopper in Russia

Joyce and Murray Talk About Hopper

Joyce Reassures Hopper

Jopper’s Lunch Break

Headcanons

Young Jopper Headcanon

Young Jopper at Lover’s Lake

Young Jopper Camp in a Truck

After Jonathan Leaves for College

El Comes to Joyce for Advice

Joyce Has 48 Hours to Herself

Buying a Fancy Dress

Jopper in the Moonlight

Joyce Mourns Hopper

Joyce Nervous About Being a Mother

Joyce’s “Self-Care” Night

Joyce Has the Flu

Visiting Sara’s Grave

Hopper’s Advice

Joyce and Lonnie’s Break-Up

Thanks for reading! I’ll see you around, darlings. 🌹

~ Dish (when-to-sit-in-silence)

[boethiah]

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s