failed magic trick
based off this
This is amazing. I legit cackled when I saw this. Also I love the idea of the conversation that would follow:
Crowley: Care to explain the horror show in your fridge?
Aziraphale: Well, I’m sure I’ve mentioned upstairs has been rather cracking down on miracles of late - and I’ve been practicing that trick, you know the one with the finicky compartments and such- and- well- it’s possible I might have been a tad heavy handed closing it and that he might have got a bit, well…smooshed I suppose.
Crowley: That doesn’t explain why the unfortunate bird is in your fridge.
Aziraphale: Oh don’t give me that look, I couldn’t bear to leave Lazarus like that, and this way he’ll keep until I’m back under quota.
Crowley: Lazarus?
Aziraphale: Well, uh, you see-
Crowley: Angel, just how many times exactly have you killed this poor bastard?
IM LOSING MY MIND THANK YOU
