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half-black-phillip

I’m so mad because this worked

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help me roger

telanu

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

luthienebonyx

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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………my friend has made me curious

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help me roger

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Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

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let’s do it, roger

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Roger helppppp

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I need you Roger!

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ROGER PLEASE

ablaske

help me Roger or whoever the fuck you are…. You are my only ho

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Let’s go Roger, I need you buddy

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ROGER

tigerwithasniper

Reblog if you’re Team Mystic

Reblog here for Team Valor

Reblog here for Team Instinct

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In D.va’s bio, it says she livestreams her combat engagements, so…

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Overwatch more like Oversnot hahahahahahaha i can’t stop playing

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Dogs.

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Majestic creatures.

commandertheory

More Evidence

In case you needed more proof for the whole “Emrakul is on Innistrad” theory, here’s a snippet from today’s Magic Story article in which Avacyn has a vision immediately before she begins her descent into madness:

“A field of white flashed through her eyes, followed by an image of many floating stone obelisks with intricate runes carved into their sides, moving in concert with each other… “

Not to state the obvious, but there aren’t a whole lot of ways to interpret rune-covered obelisks that don’t point to Zendikar and the Eldrazi. The fact that this vision immediately precedes Avacyn’s fall suggests not only that the only remaining Eldrazi titan is on Zendikar, but that she is also responsible for the madness affecting its inhabitants.

bigsisliliana-blog

I think Ugin confirmed during the last zendikar based magic story that Emarkul left zendikar. Did you mean Innistrad?

commandertheory

Emrakul saw the hedrons on Zendikar before she left for Innistrad. She then gave Avacyn that vision of hedrons when she began to influence her.

daleknamedjimmy

I have to disagree, it’s almost certainly Nahiri, not Emrakul. The story today also had the line “She looked at the moon, and the moon whispered such beautiful words. All will burn. All will bleed.” the she in quiestion being Avacyn. And also recently spoiled was the card ‘Warped Landscape’, which clearly depicts Nahiri among strange stone obelisks, warping the mana of Innistrad for, according to the flavor text, ‘a singular purpose.’ In addition, her sword is pointed at the sky, with rays of moonlight coming down. I think it’s fairly plausible that Nahiri is messing with the moon, which we already know to influence the Angels of Innistrad, to control Avacyn.

commandertheory

Here’s the card in question:

In the past, Nahiri used stone structures to shape a plane’s mana to imprison the Eldrazi.

In Warped Landscape, Nahiri is using stone structures to shape a plane’s mana for an unknown purpose.

I’m not really sure what you’re suggesting that unknown purpose is.

My theory is that Emrakul is the one causing the one causing the biological mutations and madness on Innistrad (as she is wont to do), and Nahiri is doing the exact same thing on Innistrad that she did on Zendikar. Nahiri using the skills we know she has (turning stone into magical prisons) to do things we know she wants to do (stop the Eldrazi) makes more sense to me than the idea that she is using skills we have never seen her use before (manipulating other people’s minds) for a reason that doesn’t really fit her character (killing all of Innistrad’s innocent inhabitants).

daleknamedjimmy

I'm pretty sure 'warping the landscape' isn't a sign of someone doing something to stop the eldrazi. Also, just because we haven't seen this side of nahiri, doesn't mean we can't. Third, I stated specifically that since she is pointing at the sky, and the moon is in the sky, and avacyn is clearly effected by the moon, it makes sense it's all her. We have 0 evidence for emrakul, and at least some for Nahiri.

commandertheory

More Evidence

In case you needed more proof for the whole “Emrakul is on Innistrad” theory, here’s a snippet from today’s Magic Story article in which Avacyn has a vision immediately before she begins her descent into madness:

“A field of white flashed through her eyes, followed by an image of many floating stone obelisks with intricate runes carved into their sides, moving in concert with each other… “

Not to state the obvious, but there aren’t a whole lot of ways to interpret rune-covered obelisks that don’t point to Zendikar and the Eldrazi. The fact that this vision immediately precedes Avacyn’s fall suggests not only that the only remaining Eldrazi titan is on Zendikar, but that she is also responsible for the madness affecting its inhabitants.

bigsisliliana-blog

I think Ugin confirmed during the last zendikar based magic story that Emarkul left zendikar. Did you mean Innistrad?

commandertheory

Emrakul saw the hedrons on Zendikar before she left for Innistrad. She then gave Avacyn that vision of hedrons when she began to influence her.

daleknamedjimmy

I have to disagree, it’s almost certainly Nahiri, not Emrakul. The story today also had the line “She looked at the moon, and the moon whispered such beautiful words. All will burn. All will bleed.” the she in quiestion being Avacyn. And also recently spoiled was the card ‘Warped Landscape’, which clearly depicts Nahiri among strange stone obelisks, warping the mana of Innistrad for, according to the flavor text, ‘a singular purpose.’ In addition, her sword is pointed at the sky, with rays of moonlight coming down. I think it’s fairly plausible that Nahiri is messing with the moon, which we already know to influence the Angels of Innistrad, to control Avacyn.