[love-personal]

[vikander]

[hanajibu]

[1234512345232w345-deactivated20]

A 392 year-old shark found in the Arctic. This guy was wandering the oceans back in 1627.

[biff-donderglutes]

dude u look like shit

[kiixiies]

She…

[caden]

imagine youre a shark swimming around lifes not great but youre expecting ‘well i only gotta do this for 20 so years’ and then you just dont die 

[starlightandtears]

GRAND

MA

SHARK!

Do do doodoo doodoo. 🦈

[bibliotheque-la-nature]

Cluttered heaven

[clawmarks]

[allykennedy96]

[uai-mineira-deactivated20190512]

[kellmichele]

the universe has a crazy way of working out and right now i need to just trust that

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[scullymosshart-deactivated20221]

my soul: saved 

[growlandpounce]

One of my favourites

[spooky-holtz]

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

[wetwareproblem]

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

[gynoidgearhead]

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

[sin-in-a-sweater]

@phallicasfuck

[shandilee]

[unclefather]

[dallass]

My babies ❤️ no outfit is complete without dog hair

[vampirezigzagoon]

Every Exorcism movie

Priest: Unholy demon, release this soul in the name of Jesus Chr–

Demon:

[richwhore]

Priest:

[iac88i]

This will never stop cracking me up

[dallass]

Sisterdykes

[paper-mario-wiki]

i was just in the market and was talking to the bagging lady about the weather since its been really warm and i was sayin how i dont like the heat and prefer the cold and she was like “oh yeah i get that” and i said “cuz you can get under a blanket to get out of the cold but in the heat it’s not like you can take off your-” and in unison she said “clothes” and i said “skin” and i think thats what people mean when they talk about the generational divide

[irjm-blog]

[peep-toe-shoes-deactivated20200]

The most intense movie scene ever.