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[dallassass]

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[alaricgardner-blog]

“I have no idea, I just know they apparently don’t have brains”

[dallassass]

“That’s crazy. The world is definitely a crazy place.”

[jerrybotti-blog]

“Um…A group of Jelly fish is called a smack.”

[dallassass]

“Perfect. I love fun facts. Thank you very much kind sir.”

[stfu-riker]

“Sure. Of course it was me.” Riker faked a smile, because it was one hell of a lie. But to be honest, he just wanted his free drink.

[dallassass]

“Uh huh, come on Riks, you gotta be a better liar than that.” She laughed, “But the drink is still on the house because you’re cute.”

[fxmemxss]

“So you don’t trust me?” he said, putting on an offended voice as he shook his head in disappointment. “I can promise you that it’s true. I’m the endless pit of pointless knowledge.”

[dallassass]

“No, I do. I just want to see it.” Dallas said with a laugh.”I’m picturing it in my head and I want to know if it’s like that in real life.”

[wtf-caleb-blog]

“Caleb gossip? I have none, actually. My life is very chill at the moment. Which is a good thing, I guess? I miss my girlfriend though, I haven’t seen her in a while.”

[dallassass]

“Good chill is good. Why haven’t you seen bae?”

[thomasjgilmore]

“Alright, perfect,” Thomas smiled. “I shouldn’t be smiling, this story is nothing to be smiling about–but… The last time I was here–a year or so ago, there was this huge bar brawl, blood and everything!” 

[dallassass]

Dallas’ eyes widened. “Oh my gosh I know what fight you’re talking about. I wasn’t working thank god. But you were here? That must’ve been crazy. I’m impressed you decided to come back.”

[joeydiamond]

“Well, lucky for you, I’m just the opposite! I’m happy with my girlfriend and I don’t have a job!” Joey grinned. “But… I should get a job, huh?” He shrugged and let out a light laugh. 

[dallassass]

“Nah, you don’t need a job if you’re at school and you don’t need money. Jobs suck.” She said with a laugh.

[avalynn-martin]

“I think you meant to give this to that blonde over there,” She said pointing across the bar, “I’m just here to get food. Can’t xactly drink.” She said motioning to her stomach.

[dallassass]

Dallas blinked for a second before realizing who she was talking to. “Oh my gosh I’m so sorry. My mind is gone. This shift can’t end soon enough.” She quickly brought the drink to a different blonde before returning. “So tell me darling, how are things?”

[alaricgardner-blog]

“Something new? Uhmm…. Starfish don’t have brains?”

[dallassass]

“Really? No way, I didn’t know that. How do they live?”

[whyhellomaxine]

     “You’re still going to get a tip, because I adore you.” Max beamed, placing a 5 dollar bill into the tip jar. “Everything has been pretty peachy, actually. Can’t say I have exciting news. I’m still looking for an apartment, but now I have some company to keep me sane while I do so. Uh…” Max blushed a little sheepishly. “That boy I told you about last time? Yeah, we’re finally dating.”

     “But enough about me to be honest. What about you? Did you ever end up going on that trip with Mr. Money Bags?”

[dallassass]

“You keep me fed and I adore you more.” Dallas commented with a wink before grinning and jumping up and down. “Um, that’s extremely exciting! Tell me all about it. My life is definitely not important right now. Spill. Did he ask you in a cute way?”

[detectivetaylor-oconnor]

“Alright..” Taylor thought for a moment before coming up with something. “It’s actually illegal to have no cash on you.” He mused. “And I think you’re gorgeous. Take your pick, Dal.”

[dallassass]

Dallas grinned easily. “I didn’t know that. I’m probably breaking the wall a lot then.” She laughed. “And a compliment from such a handsome man is high praise. You definitely deserve this drink.”

[wtf-caleb-blog]

“Uh…I could talk your ear off about celebrity gossip?”

[dallassass]

“That works for me. Though I’d be much more interested in Caleb gossip.”

[jerrybotti-blog]

“Um. That;s hard. I’ll just pay.”

[dallassass]

“Aw come on. Please, it can be anything.”

[stfu-riker]

“The other day it was on the news that someone streaked through Times Square yelling about Donald Trump.”

[dallassass]

“Please tell me it was you. You’d get free drinks for life if it was.”

[stfu-hazel-blog]

“Though it would be better if it was stronger.” She mentioned.

[dallassass]

“Oh wow, now you’re insulting my handiwork. It tastes great doesn’t it?”

[thomasjgilmore]

“There’s no need for that–but… I’m sure I’ve got a few stories up my sleeve. How many hours do you have left?” 

[dallassass]

“A few stories would be great. I’ve just got an hour left.”