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“Maybe you’re right, although you might have just ruined him baby or not— I mean what if it was his turn to bring the snacks to the meeting?”
Taking sugary treats to a sugar-holics meeting was never going to end well. I saved him.
She smirked, “Oh I’m fine, it’s the baby you’ve just taken candy from…”
“I hardly think he’d appreciate being called a baby. He’s like ten, and he’s been in here every day. He’s gonna need to start going to meetings.”
“No little dude, I think you’ve had enough. I’m cutting you off, bud.” Dallas looked away from the kid and back at his current customer. “Sorry about that. What’ll it be today?”
Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
Um no? I mean I’ve never had a girlfriend before this, like a real one. And the last person I was intimate with was my best friend so that would be falling for myself, and I’m not that full of myself!
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
My gran. She tells me all the time. That counts right? Other than that not really I mean no one has ever romantically loved me. Not yet anyway.
Either.
A new subject I guess. Pick one.
I should... get to work, actually. Flo’ll flip if I’m not there soon. I just wanted to stop in and say hello and that we should hang out soon. I’ll text you after work okay?
Sure, whatever.
To... which part?
I don’t like them at all. Mean or otherwise. I know what you mean and like I said it’s fine. I’m not one of those needy girls. Spend all the time you have to with her to make her feel special or whatever, you know I’m fine on my own. Besides, from what I understand about friendships you have to work at them, so do what you have to do.
Um... maybe we should talk about something else? Unless you want me to leave you alone...?
Yeah, not exactly a good way to describe someone you want me to like… but you don’t have to do that. Spend all the time you want with her, it doesn’t matter to me. Especially if she’ll kill you. Don’t want that.
I thought you liked them mean. Hey... Colleen, I didn’t mean it like that. Rosie and I have just been thick as thieves since we were kids. She’s got a lot going on and she’s already feeling abandoned, even if she wont admit it. I don’t want her to think that I’m leaving her too, you know? Even though she didn’t invite me to her Vegas wedding. I want to spend lots of time with you, you have to know that.
That was a one time only thing, an anomaly.
Progress, sure. Sometimes it’s the only way I get to see you and she just happens to be there… she’s alright though, I guess.
She’s a super-villain. You two would get along great if you got to know her. But I promise to split my time a bit better. She’d kill me if we didn’t get quality time... and I mean that literally. Super-villain.
It is when one is smiling and evil. People will actually start to think I like them.
Or you could just admit that you like them, like you did with me. You’ve already started coming around to hanging out with me and Rosie. I say it’s progress!
That must be the problem. We’re clearly going to have to find her and kill her. I don’t need her tainting my reputation, I have an image to uphold you know.
I don’t know about killing her. Violence is never the answer to twins.
You’re right, I could but there really isn’t much to complain about so I won’t.
And no, you did not. Must have been someone else you saw..
Oh you must have a smiley, evil twin wandering around. I could have sworn it was you. With a public smile. I feel honored that you save them for me, but I’m willing to share if you want to offer them out to the world.
Because I have no clue what you’re talking about and I’m using age as a scapegoat. What in God’s name is a Scooby sandwich?
A Scooby Doo sandwich is like the ones from the cartoon. Which was around in like the 70′s so you can’t use age here. But just those super tall, piled high with everything sandwiches.
Scooby-Doo sandwiches? Is that a thing?
You’re making me feel old.
It’s a thing for me. I make them all the time. I can clean out the deli section if I’ve got the munchies! Why do you feel old?
Well I guess I couldn’t complain then, could I?
I’m sure you could. I mean, no one has before but it could happen. Did I see you smiling at someone earlier?
Well, now, that’s just unrealistic and I won’t do it.
How’s the headache-free life?
Oh it’s good. Now that summer is here it’s all Scooby Doo sandwiches and blue skies!
