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Yes, cheer. Brave men, all of you. Butchered a woman, pregnant with her baby, cut the throat of a mother of five, slaughtered your guests after inviting them in to your home. But you didn’t slaughter every one of the Starks. No, no, that was your mistake.

dog: for dog ? :)

me: not for dogs!!!

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dog: for dog ? :)

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I don’t understand why High School Musical 4 is going to get an entire new cast when all they had to do was set it at Chad and Ryan’s wedding

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Sharpay - mellowed out some with age, still struggling to make it big, chronically single - insists she’s happy for Ryan but quickly devolves into her obligatory show-stopper about how she’s sick of waiting to meet someone who’s right for her. (Mostly the song entails Sharpay singing her ridiculously long laundry list of requirements while trying on bedazzled wedding dresses.)

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There’s a running gag that Troy is supersupersuper late for the wedding. We may or may not ever actually see him, since Zac Efron didn’t even come to the damn ten year reunion and is apparently a huge party pooper. What we do see is Gabriella on the phone with him every fifteen minutes or so, urging him to hurry up. Eventually she decides that he’s obviously stuck in traffic because he doesn’t care about their friends enough and wonders if she should break up with him. Cue the obligatory once-a-movie Gabriella Is Sad song.

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Taylor and Chad are SUPER amicable exes and she’s organizing the entire wedding with an iron fist. Chad and Ryan didn’t have to do anything. Kelsey is on piano. Zeke is baking their cake, obvs.

Troy is SUPPOSED TO BE Chad’s best man, but again, he’s supersupersuper late. At one point while Gabriella’s on the phone with him, Chad runs up behind her and yells “DUDE. GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME” into the phone.

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Sharpay elbows someone in the face to catch the bouquet when it gets thrown. Like, violently. It’s played for laughs, of course, but we all know that Kelsey/Jason/whoever should probably be in the hospital.

Assuming they can lock down Zefron, the movie will inevitably end up being about them. Troy proposed during the damn reception. Gabriella cries. Taylor and Kelsey are screaming. Sharpay is immediately trying to become Gabriella’s best friend and call dibs on being her maid of honor. Ryan looks affronted at this hijacking but nobody notices.

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tHE FUCKING WEDDING COLORS ARE WHITE AND RED JUST SO CHAD CAN SCREAM “WILDCATS” AS SOON AS HE’S DONE BEING PRONOUNCED RYAN’S LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND

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Sharpay and Zeke reconnect after that moment at the of HSM1 where they were a thing for like 10 seconds. Sharpay Learns a Valuable Lesson about how maybe you don’t need a guy who’s perfectly perfect in every way when you’ve got once who’s a total sweetheart and can bake like a mofo.

Ryan brings some girl he knows from Broadway who’s like his best dancer or something. She spends the entire wedding flirting with Kelsey and making her all flustered. Everyone is trying to get them together.

It ends with an elaborate musical number at the reception. Possibly there’s a self-aware joke about how Ryan emailed everyone the choreography for it months ago, so they all better know it by now. It probably turns into a reprise of We’re All In This Together and then I cry into my popcorn for 6 hours

~the end~

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HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES ARE Y'ALL SERIOUS

memprime

I have no idea who these people are but if this were produced I’d watch it

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Thanks, man

its-a-me-jordyo

what the fuck I want this so badly thank you

obsessivegeek1910-blog

This is so much cooler than anything they would make with a different cast

alastyearonearth

this is written so well i somehow feel that i have watched this movie already

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honestly I think this is my favorite post that’s ever gotten popular and and nice comment like this are why, so thank you

kalawolfang

I think the fact that Wolfgang didn’t sleep with Lila says a lot. Sure, he didn’t want to get involved with her but the old Wolfgang would have probably had meaningless sex anyway. But he didn’t. And I like to believe that he thought no one could ever compare to Kala, so why bother?

our-connection-is-a-miracle

not only does he not sleep with her, he shows NO INTEREST in her at all. she’s waltzing around naked licking his sweat and grabbing his dick and he’s just like:

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how-delightfully-utter

sugarpoppins

omfg

scarletwitch

#what a proud little bean

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a humanitarian

theshitneyspears

I don’t know what the rules are, but I’m in

weavemama

SHE ACTUALLY LIKED THIS FOR ABOUT A MINUTE OMFG

squirticuno

I AM LIVING FOR SOME DRAMA

weavemama

melania after she liked that tweet

suitpajamas

Sorry to rain on the parade I just checked and she never like that tweet.

weavemama

she liked it for like a minute as I stated lol but if you just search “melania” on Twitter, there are a bunch of screenshots from different people who were lucky enough to catch that in such a short period of time.