jackhammer king

{ — i thought to slip through the door i could've entered the room i felt the burden of M U R D E R it s h o o k the earth to the core felt like the world was COLLAPSING hen we heard him speak "can i still get into heaven if i kill myself? can i still get into heaven if i kill myself? can i ever be f o r g i v e n 'cause i killed that kid? it was an accident i swear it wasn't meant for him! and if i turn it on me, if i even it out, can i still get in or will they send me to H E L L? can i still get into heaven if i kill myself?" i left the hotel behind, don't want to know how it ends. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5020045"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "http://s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.body.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

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How many days had it been since they’d arrived in Hawaii? Dalton doesn’t know. He was already drunk on the plane, and his state hadn’t change since. Making his way into yet another bar, Dalton noticed a familiar figure standing by and headed over. “Hey,” He nodded, shades on his face despite being inside. “So I woke up in a dumpster today. It’s crazy, Hawaii’s dumpsters are even nicer than the ones back home.”

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“I love my family, almost as much as I love missing two and a half weeks of school, but someone please remind me to never leave for that long again. So much clean laundry, and free homecooked meals - it just feels unnatural.”

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INCOMING TEXT | anyone

Georgie: yeezus

Georgie: /in/ the kitchen sink... would u judge me if i told you i know that feeling?

Georgie: you're out of luck bc i just ran out this morning. may i interest u in a homemade strawberry milkshake instead?

Dalton: everyone falls asleep in a sink at some point it's just one of those thing you gotta do at least once you know....probably

Dalton: that wont cure a pounding headache but i do love me a good milkshake so im going to have to take you up on that offer

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“Here you are, merry Christmas!” Despite the boy clearly hating Dalton, and not wanting his gift at all, Dalton shoved the present into his hands and basically opened it for him. “Do you like it?” He asked, upon the wrapping paper being torn off and the box opened. “They’re chocolate moulds of my asshole.”

“With love.”

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INCOMING TEXT | angry bottom

Hunter: a fact I'm regretting more and more

Hunter: if I give you an aspirin will you stop calling me a bottom

Dalton: alright ill never call you just "bottom" again i promise

Dalton: merry christmas eve eve btw

Dalton: so yeah im coming over to get that aspirin see u soon Festive bottom

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INCOMING TEXT | angry bottom

Hunter: I told you to stop calling me that gdi

Hunter: i was going to offer some if you would've waited but nvm fuck you

Hunter: :)

Dalton: i already fucked you

Dalton: (:

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INCOMING TEXT | dalton

Jo: first of all mad respect for what was obviously a fucking sick night

Jo: secondly yeah i got aspirin but it's gonna cost ya

Dalton: thank you, thank u, i try

Dalton: and i figured okay i cant find my wallet so i have a toonie i found on the guys dresser and a bottle of powerade but it's 2/3rds empty i got thirsty

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INCOMING TEXT | daurora

Aurora: now that's sounds like a predicament I'd get into

Aurora: what kind of belt was it? was it like a Santa belt were you getting kinky

Aurora: I do have aspirin one of those big bottles you're gonna have to walk of shame your way to my dorm though

Dalton: i want to say but it was a leather belt so like i probably was

Dalton: yep already walking im holding my shoes in my hands and walking barefoot its kind of gross but it feels right

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INCOMING TEXT | anyone

Hunter: cool story bro

Hunter: still doesn't explain why you're texting me

Hunter: but since it's Christmas, I'll be nice this once.

Dalton: chill u bottom it does fucking explain why im texting u: i need aspirin

Dalton: i cant believe this is you being "nice" ur way nicer when you're letting me take u from behind:)

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INCOMING TEXT | anyone

Aiden: where's the other sock?? ): poor sock is probably so upset... it lost it's other half. probably doesn't know what to do now ): you ruined their marriage. ur a home wrecker. )))):::::

Aiden: also no, i dont have aspirin but i do have weed. u want that instead?

Dalton: unexpected but greatly appreciated yes i'll take that instead ill be over soon

Dalton: as for the sock, i mean, the sock was on /me/ they went out and ruined their own marriage i just got caught in between :/ not my fault :// not ://// my :/// fault ://

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@ameliahudson: i often wonder what other people do on christmas

@daaalton: @ameliahudson get drunk on eggnog and make it a weird time for everyone at the christmas party

@daaalton: @ameliahudson that's what i do anyway join me

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INCOMING TEXT | anyone

Ivory: text me again and i swear to god you'll be the next one i get rid of

Dalton: im calling the cops

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INCOMING TEXT | anyone

Paris: Sounds like a typical party night mate

Paris: I've got Tylenol which is a lot better than aspirin. Aspirin will give you heart burn. Or something like that..

Dalton: im sure a lot of things i do and have done will give me heart burn

Dalton: but thank you

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INCOMING TEXT | anyone

Dalton: so, picture this:

Dalton: you wake up in a house you've never seen, you're wearing only a belt, one tube sock (on your FOOT) and a pillow case on your head

Dalton: there's a weird lingering scent from the bathroom it smells like a cedar wood....you're too afraid to check it out

Dalton: you get your clothes, make your way downstairs and find someone passed out in the kitchen sink. yes, /in/

Dalton: you leave as quickly as possible.

Dalton: anyway do u got aspirin

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