Hakuna Ma-Tequilla

I'm sarcastic as shit, but it's a good time.ill probably make you laugh, or offend you. 🤷🏻‍♀️I’m mainly made up of inappropriate comments and bad jokes. 😬

[zumainthyfuture]

[reallymoments]

DELETE THIS NOW!

[quitethefreak]

Lmfao

[sunflowersage747-deactivated202]

I HATE WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE

[illbegotdamn]

when she cums & you don’t stop

[whitegirlsaintshit]

GOD

[unixslut-deactivated20181221]

*Giggle* This was so necessary to reblog!

[femsubdenial]

Yeah, but usually I’m more into methodical teasing and build-up like:

with the occasional

[anytimeanyplace365-deactivated2]

This just keeps getting better

[chuckyface]

Lmao. Bye!

[needscandalinmylife]

Reblog to save a life! lol

[alwaysbewoke]

but then sometimes you be with these chicks who act like they ain’t never going to cum but you hanging in there, with you hand and forearm cramping up just determined as fuck

and then finally all those wrist curls and pull ups pay off and you bring her house fucking house down

and you just take a bow like a fucking champion even if no one is around!

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

😭

[babydeermilk-deactivated2018060]

Stahp

[iamstellificent]

Omg it got better 😂😂😂

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

I HATE THIS POST 💀💀💀💀

[youseebutyoudontsee]

#justice

[rayryan-90-deactivated20170226]

That’s right, keep it going 👍🏾

[autumnal-thunder]

Okay I wasn’t going to reblog this until the end. 

[taelor-gangg]

I didn’t think this post could have gotten better. I was wrong

[chokesngags]

wow lol

[princessxbrielle-deactivated202]

It got even better 😂

[imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout]

Omg you fuckers made it better

[shaibearslaybear-blog]

You people are amazing

[alwaysbewoke]

DAYS LATER…

your hand is still a little sore…

but was it worth it? *remembers her moaning, yelling, cumming, flopping around, turning into butter in your hand*

HELL FUCKING YEA!

[trentthewiseone]

Damn this is on point!!!

[iamstellificent]

Lol there’s more !!! 😂😂

[thaunderground]

might be the greatest Tumblr post ever

[impinochia]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this post gives me life

[wowmelanin]

I just spit my chocolate milk fam😂😂😂

[chubbybiebz]

How can you not reblog this

[hh-junior]

OMG..

[cutest-kitten]

BAHAHAHAHAAA

[alwaysbewoke]

THEN ONE NIGHT SHE’S LIKE “I WANT TO TRY TOYS” SO YOU’RE LIKE

[sixteenotherdays-deactivated202]

@dxilydose I think the original post took steroids

[wnt-perfection]

IT GOT BETTER @lifes-a-sport

[dont-change-for-people]

I CANT DEAL WITH THIS 😂😂😂

[i-am-the-agonist]

@lokisredledger this reached a whole new level xD

[lokisredledger]

@i-am-the-agonist I’m dying xD

[cartoon-sexx]

Woah longest message i ever read

[wethentai122-deactivated2018011]

Must Reblog!!!

[hotgirls-near-u]

This is perfect

[vmachina]

My life is done. I can die happy.

[lashana]

I don’t care… I just need to reblog this XD 

[tattoovonbeardy-deactivated2025]

I don’t care about the post, I just really want to watch this cartoon again!

[kingofdrip]

I’m weak afff 😂🤣

[crooksnation]

The End ?

[daddyandhislittleprincess11102]

🤣🤣🤣

[intheoldtown-deactivated2014042]

[dsxsbx]

[amorosi-deactivated20220605]

I used to think communication was the key until I realized comprehension is. You can communicate all you want with someone but if they don’t understand you, its silent chaos.

[exusemedidistutter]

[damaged-and-dangerous88]

🤷🏻‍♀️😛😘

[damaged-and-dangerous88]

💋😘

[saltycashew]

Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.

[ahsteria]

i think i might be a little bit in love with the stars

[seashellronan]

people i make myself look good for:

myself

gay women

my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room

[jaythenerdkid-official]

drunk girls in bathrooms

[bemylova]

i’m such a slut for reassurance my heart literally nuts when you tell me you want me

[clarknokent]

Fuck her so good that she can't even try to be cute

[ates-kadehii-deactivated2019081]

[remanence-of-love]

[arabwife]

I hope everything gets better for all of us, I hope we all find the peace we’re looking for

[moved-to-saltcircuit]

dealing with people who are spacing out

DON’T: -hit them -yell at them -wave in their face in excess

DO: -say their name once or twice -tap them gently and if they don’t respond, -wait patiently for them to snap back into reality

[moved-to-saltcircuit]

this still applies yo

[mangoisgay]

PLEASE I CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH-

[loganlerman]

Imagine dating me and then boom we just last forever and we’re both happy asf. Wild