私が実際に気にしない。

私にあなたの問題を教えてください。私はあなたの痛みで私は笑われている方法を笑っていたい。 TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS. I WANT TO LAUGH AT YOUR PAIN THE WAY I HAVE BEEN LAUGHED AT.

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not pretty like you used to be

cover art | 8tracks

"Strangely, the only time she was eager to help us was when we were preparing to initiate the Scratch…It was almost a little eerie how happily she complied with our plan. What did Rufioh say she said? Something a8out how we would all finally get what we deserved…" -Aranea Serket

make me a robot tessa violet | it’s all your fault p!nk | power & control marina and the diamonds | pins and needles the birthday massacre | little house the fray | fury oh fury nico vega | fight like a girl emilie autumn | jar of hearts christina perri

ooc: hey guys!! so i decided to make a damara fanmix on 8tracks and it made more sense to post it here than to my main!! so yeah i rly hope you guys like it nwn

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Damz, who do you ship your dancestor with?

私は現実の人々を出荷しません。

失敗する運命本当のロマンス。

I DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE.

REAL ROMANCE DOOMED TO FAIL.

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What's your favorite food?

私と一緒に1時間デイブの人間シェアリンゴジュース。

とても良い。

ONE TIME DAVE HUMAN SHARE APPLE JUICE WITH ME.

VERY GOOD.

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My ladyhood is strangely ticklish today. What should I do?

おそらく、医師の診察をすべきである。

あなたは、ヘルペスないものとします。

YOU PROBABLY SHOULD SEE DOCTOR.

YOU HAVE HERPES. 

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have you ever wiggly wonger a guys dingly donger

はい。

OK.

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((not a question, but damara absolutely would answer asks with shitty memes let's be real here))

damara megido meme queen 2k15

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Hey, Damara. My friend had sex with her boyfriend for the first time. Her boyfriend said he regretted it not even a week later and told his mother about it. His mother, who was furious, took it out on my friend and is not letting her son come to school in fear that they might get back together (she made them break up). My friend thinks she's a slut because of this woman. What can I do to make her feel better?

その女性はクレイジーです。

みだらは存在しません。

フェミニストお母さんに耳を傾ける。ふしだらな女の用語は、女性やたわごとを抑圧する造語。

おそらく小さなペニスがあり、とにかくそれ価値がないあなたの友人のボーイに知らせる。

THAT WOMAN IS CRAZY.

SLUTS DON'T EXIST.

LISTEN TO PORRIM. SLUT TERM COINED TO OPPRESS WOMAN OR SOME SHIT.

TELL YOUR FRIEND BOY PROBABLY HAVE TINY DICK AND NOT WORTH IT ANYWAY. 

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Why are you so badass?

彼らは何のためダマラ人ミームクレイジー死亡羊私を呼び出すことはありません。

THEY DON'T CALL ME DAMARA MEMEDIGO FOR NOTHING.

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yo damara this guy was being really rude about my gender, what should i do?

彼を殺すや子犬に残った骨を与えます。

KILL HIM AND GIVE LEFTOVER BONES TO PUPPIES.

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Your advice is best advice. It helped me make my enemies pay.

B)

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Hey there. I really like a girl, but I'm a bit shy and I'm not really sure how I should tell her. What do you think?

彼女のヌードを送信します。

SEND THEM NUDES.

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((ooc: answered all the asks in my ask box hell yeah))

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We've recently found out that my dog has a cancerous tumour and we might have to put her down on Friday. Can I just have some advice on how to deal with this, I've had her for 7-8 years. Thanks.

たわごと。

私はペットを所有していたことがありませんが、それは恥の地球儀を吸引する。

SHIT.

I HAVE NEVER OWNED PET BUT THAT SUCKS SHAME GLOBES.

((ooc: fuck idk how to make damara answer this tbh but dude im hella sorry i recently lost a dog a few months ago to health complications so i understand 100% how shitty it is and i promise you that youll feel better after a little while. itll feel really weird at first and there will definitely be a lot of crying but after a while all youll be able to remember is the happy stuff okay i promise youll totally be alright))

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Who would win in a battle lord english or hermione granger?

ハーマイオニーは彼女の髪を持った男を殺す。

HERMIONE KILL MAN WITH HER HAIR.

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Cronus Ampora

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If you had a choice of punching either Cronus of Rufioh in the bulge, who would you punch? It can't be both, that's cheating!

バルジ愚かな妖精の性交をパンチクロノスの手を使用しています。逆に。

USE CRONUS HAND TO PUNCH RUFIOH IN BULGE. VICE VERSA.

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Oh god don't be too harsh with me. I'm a very delicate little flower.