Will collect all trash

soft but will fight / jeffrey spender defender team / aliens are out there and only ignore us bc we are trash /

[muaddibbler]

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

[dinoscully]

ufos and recreation (7/?)

[puthy]

Once I learn how to read and write it’s over for you hoes

[glamorousprincess]

IG: @jugglingdaisies 

[enidsinclair]

#mulder and scully bullying doggett

[enidsinclair]

#tune in next week when mulder and scully shove doggett in a locker ( via @harrietvane )

[avantegarda]

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

[avantegarda]

Youngster: how do you cope with exams/anxiety/time management

Me, who just had a panic attack while eating a bagel at 2 pm:

[rylandgraces]

😒😒😒

[red-lipstick]

Tom Gauld (Scottish, b. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day    Drawings  (All perfectly valid reasons)

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

this has aged well

[enidsinclair]

fox mulder once said…

( pls do not repost or delete caption ) [ twitter ]

[nessa007]

Derry Girls + No Context

[bringiton]

Derry Girls + The English

[flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash]

It’s me. I’m bitches.

[perplexistan]

[spookumsandmonsters]

just mulder being mulder (part 1)

[annefong]

#come on scully #it’ll be a nice trip to the woods #again

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

WHEN ENGLISH MAJORS HAVE TO DO MATH

It’s like:

[nessa007]

Derry Girls + No Context

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

“Everyone has called me ‘Agent Scooter’ all day. I think Agent Mulder paid them to.”

The X-Files/The Office crossover Dialogue from The Office: Conflict Resolution (2x21)