you're my one in five billion

nadia • 29 • holtzmanns on ao3

[emilyrosecreatives]

madney my loves 🧡

[elloras]

[small-funny]

[notpedropascal]

HUDSON WILLIAMS, CONNOR STORRIE by Ryan Pfluger for The New York Times

[bilosan]

9-1-1 - 9x13 Mother's Boy

[usersitcom]

Abbott Elementary (2021-present) Aide (S05E14)

[gayeddies]

You should see the other guy.

[runawaymarbles]

Discussion question: do people kink on your job, and are you personally capable of doing so?

People think my job is sexy, but I do not

People think my job is sexy, including me

People do not think my job is sexy, but I do

Nobody thinks my job is sexy, including me

I am unemployed

Voting ended onMar 11

Context: reading fics where my job is used as a porn premise, and I find it very funny because I cannot imagine being horny under such circumstances.

[willgrahamscock]

first in my bloodline to treat yaoi like life support

[gayeddies]

You know, that looks oddly satisfying. Hitting things with a big hammer usually is.

[bucksgreyhairs]

💖Buck's Grey Hairs💖

[bleuphoric]

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too babe

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[emziess]

Buck + falling over

[commiefaggoth]

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

[cilantrhoes]

[treasuredplanet]

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game