Get Up and Fight the Fight

30 | trans male | autistic Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Mostly dogs and X Files

[theanticool]

They're calling it the most perfect end to a career ever

[theanticool]

A man who has spent the better part of the past 5 years losing to his worst instincts and terrible decision-making. Forced back in to the cage against his will because those instincts and decision-making skills have bled him financially. And as a result of those dumb impulses, likely completely tearing his ACL trying to recapture his youth. Turning the last refuge for the morally bankrupt - combat sports - against him. Truly amazing.

[theanticool]

Oh, forgot to mention for those that didn't' see the fight. They gave McGregor this obnoxiously long entrance that included a fog machine. I didn't see anyone wipe down the mat before the fight so....I wonder if that had anything to do with it. LOL

[helicalsymmetry]

every time i see an animal being described as something 'only a mother could love' or 'not even a mother could love' i feel a terrible chuuni smugness rising in me. well i'm no one's mother. and i love it.

[backtornado]

insane headline to pair with the actual photo of the beastie itself

this is just a gormless little creature. what are we doing here.

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I tried distracting a vampire by throwing rice at him, but I only had two grains with me so it didn't work. He counted them instantly. Then he asked me what I was even doing with exactly two grains of rice, and I explained how a bowl of rice tastes better if you spread it out over an entire day. I asked him if he was gonna suck my blood but he said no, he just had a lot more questions about the rice thing.

[sandmandaddy69]

[halondrus]

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

[halondrus]

you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt

[halondrus]

I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at

[halondrus]

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

[unteriors]

June Street, Bankstown (Sydney), New South Wales.

[thetrashknightofbreath]

It's my 16 year anniversary on Tumblr

jesus christ

[wizardarchetypes]

the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

[suturesque]

[wormspeddler]

the future liberals want

[clowniconography]

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

[ess-jay-oh]

🚨Safety Alert Australia

If you rely on a hidden phone for your safety, be aware that Australia’s new emergency warning system, AusAlert, can send alerts that override silent and “Do Not Disturb” settings.

If safe to do so, turn off any hidden device before the scheduled test and only switch it back on after the test period has ended.

A national test alert will be sent at 2pm (AEST) on 27 July 2026.

[lowercasenospaces]

More information: https://www.ausalert.gov.au/about-us/about-ausalert

[caffedorzo]

[mangonetics]

real talk I think steampunk is kinda neat like sorta neat you'know like as a little touch of spice to a setting that shouldn't normally have that kinda stuff. like a robot arm here a gun there some contraptions elsewheres. like skies of arcadia levels of steampunk is pretty much ideal. but y'see ultimately I'm pro-steampunk as a concept. but real talk for a second if your setting has a place called "the clockwork [location or concept]" I'm gonna beat you to death with hammers.

[shrimp-dicked-fuck-nugget]

Sounds like someone's just salty theyre stuck in my clockwork labyrinth again

[mangonetics]

I know you're laughing at me I can hear the sprockets on your brown tophat jingling and once I find my way out of here you're fucking toast dude

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[academicabyss]

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa