I have finally come to the conclusion I ought to have some kind of pinned masterpost for stories, wips and the tags you can use to find stuff on here.
Info on how to join the Jangobi Server can be found here. Yes I am still in charge of giving out invites for it, don't let my blog fool you!
I am also in charge of the Suibian Refugees danmei server, just hit me with a quick DM if you want in!
All fics archive locked as of 24.04.2025! Fuck GenAI.
Current spoilertags:
None đ
Currently obsessed with:
Mo dao zu shi / The Untamed (tags: mdzs; cql )
Tian guan ci fu / Heaven Official's Blessing (tag: tgcf )
Scum Villain's Self-Saving System (tag: svsss)
Moriarty the Patriot (tags: yuumori; moriarty the patriot)
Devil Venerable Also Wants to Know (tag: dvawtk)
My Fandoms
Sorted by current amount of interest:
MXTX: #mdzs, #cql, #tgcf, #svsss
Moriarty the Patriot: #yuumori, #moriarty the patriot
Omniscient Reader Viewpoint (ORV): #orv
Devil Venerable Also Wants to Know: #dvawtk
Star Wars: #sw
Bungou Stray Dogs: #bsd
Baldur's Gate 3: #bg3 #baldur's gate 3
Word of Honor: #word of honor, #faraway wanderers, #tyk
DC (Gotham (TV), Batman & related heroes, Flash/LoT,...): #dc
Some other fandoms I don't rb enough to list here
My Works:
Published series:
Damie's Jangobi Week 2021 (7/7, finished)
Carved Into My Bes'kar'ta (6/?, unfinished, Kesett)
Damie's BobaDin Week 2021 (7/7, finished)
Damie's MXTX-tober 2022 (31/31, finished)
Damie's MXTX-tober 2023 (31/31, finished)
Published works:
Star Wars
Rest, I'll keep watch cyare
Aay'han
We'll tune out the noise for a moment
A taste of home (1/?)
Not so bad after all (Shenanigans Winter Exchange 2022 - Pinch Hit)
DC
What we do in the shadows (4/5)
The Sins of the Father (2/2)
TGCF
Fortune and Fate (MXTXnet Holiday Exchange 2022)
MDZS
Operation Tang Yuan for Grandmaster of Demonic Cooking: A MDZS Cookbook Zine
Cover me in sunshine (MDZS Big Bang 2024) (4/4)
SVSSS
Somewhere in a bamboo grove (SVSSS Big Bang 2024 - 2025) (6/6)
WIPs I am actively working on right now:
SVSSS AU (Collab)
SVSSS from SY's sister POV
My tags:
To find my writing, even though I donât post a lot of it on here: #damie writes (starting 09.12.22, before that: #my writing)
Personal rambles: #damie talks #damie works #damie's horse talk #damie's german tag
#uni damie is archived as of February 2024
(I think thats all of them but not 100% sure. #damie talks is the main one to block if you don't want my personal shit. #damie works is my work-related breakdowns btw)
FFXIV & screenshotting: #ffxiv #ffxiv gpose and #entm
Anything non-fandom I rb: #things and stuff (starting Dec. 9, 2022) and #bunny (or #bunny!)
Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.
I can't access the full paper, but their conclusion is right there in the abstract:
While transgender women exhibited higher lean mass than cisgender women, their physical fitness was comparable. Current evidence is mostly low certainty and has heterogenous quality but does not support theories of inherent athletic advantages for transgender women over cisgender.
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
okay so, guy at work, who i find out afterwards is famous at this place for being a sex pest, comes up and starts with what i also learn is his favorite opener to conversations where heâs going to be a sex pest, namely: âDo you know where the term âblow jobâ comes from?â
and here he made his first fatal error. his moment of hubristic sex pesting. because of course i know where the term blow job comes from, i love learning about sex and the history of sexual terms! i know so much about oral sex that i could write a book on it!
his second error: approaching a little autistic freak with what he intended to be an uncomfortable sex question that would make me feel weird and gross. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, I Have Never Misjudged A Manâs Intentions So Incredibly In My Life. because i did not realize he was trying to harass me. because i love talking about sex facts, albeit not usually at work. unless. someone prompts me. my coworkers are the kind of people who are generally online enough to know terms, but not exactly what they mean, and they realized they could ask me a while back and get good answers without the resulting awkwardness because i do not experience shame. i am primed to answer questions like the one he has proposed.
So I Answered It.
and well, really, what happened is that I began answering it, then realized the answer required a bit more context. I mean, you canât just say âoh, well, the term first appears in writing in the 1940sâ without first explaining that âblowâ by itself already had sexual connotations for centuries, and then, really, are we talking about the origin of the term or the origin of the act. and well we have a ton of literature and art depicting fellatio throughout human history, did you know a lot of it was men performing it on other men? oh, that reminds me, there are a multitude of latin words for oral sex performed on penises, and hold on let me quote you the entirety of catullus 16 from memory and explain itâs fascinating insights into the roman world of homosexuality-
i do not know how to turn any of this ^ off, by the way. iâm sure some people out there have a switch that disables their infodumping mid-speech. i do not. and i also didnât realize he wasnât looking for a real answer until my other coworker explained so hours later. he could not excuse himself from the conversation he started, and i made a conservative man at least 30 years older than me to listen to my catullus recitation. i will sodomize and facefuck you, indeed.
anyway, i think i got a bad grade in being sexually harassed. my pro tip is maybe donât start with what a very autistic individual will misconstrue as you earnestly asking them to explain sex to you. the special interest shield will cause splashback damage.
I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly
On one hand this is extremely fucking funny, but on the other hand, it really boggles my mind how many people punish their dogs for just⊠doing the thing they were bred to do.
Your husky isnât âhyperactiveâ, itâs bred to pull sleds for 8 hours straight and you have it in a 400 sq ft yard.
Your English sheepdog isnât âpushyâ, itâs bred to herd sheep, and you have neither to space nor the herd to allow it.
Your terrier isnât ânippyâ, itâs bred to kill rats and your hamster looks a hell of a lot like one.
Your Catahoula isnât âmean to animalsâ, itâs bred to hunt any and all animals smaller than it, and you didnât acclimate it to your cat.
Your Lhasa Apso isnât âyappyâ, itâs bred to bark at any tiny noise and alert watchmen to intruders
Like Jesus Christ, if you canât provide an environment where your dog canât fulfill its literal life purpose, maybe?? Donât get that dog??? And if you do, maybe know the breed characteristics so you can redirect those traits into more constructive outlets????
Both your most common doodle's parts (labra and golden) want to hunt and retrieve water birds so the best suggestion I can give y'all is congratulations on your new duck hunting hobby.
Any time someone sees Herschel and says "AWWW I want a Corgi <3" (because he is Very Cute (TM)), I immediately reply:
"Do not get a Corgi unless you have a job for it to do. They were bred to bully livestock across the hills of Wales. This is basically a Border Collie that knows he is cute enough to get away with murder. If you get one and it doesn't have a job, it will apply its livestock-bullying instincts to YOU. Herschel's job specifically is to help manage my crippling ADHD, because I don't have a bull for him to micromanage."
This gets me odd looks at the home depot but it does get the point across.
